View Poll Results: What is your favorite sexual position?

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  • missionary

    4 10.53%

  • doggystyle

    13 34.21%

  • woman on top

    11 28.95%

  • reverse cowgirl

    2 5.26%

  • 69

    0 0%

  • anal missionary

    1 2.63%

  • standing

    1 2.63%

  • lapdance style

    1 2.63%

  • spoon sex

    3 7.89%

  • pretzel (kneeling with woman her side)

    2 5.26%
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  1. 01-15-2013, 09:32 PM #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Cheat day


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    You fuckers must pretzel if you haven't. I'm a pretzel pro.
    Someone take this guy to the nearest Auntie Annie's.
    "In nonsense is strength."
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  2. 01-15-2013, 09:34 PM #142
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    I had to google Auntie Annie
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
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  3. 01-15-2013, 09:35 PM #143
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    Seems like a lot of work. I like a good AM banging where were both on our sides and I'm kinda behind/under cause neither of us has to do a lot of work and were not breathing morning breath in each others faces.

    I mean I did while my wife was still with us
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  4. 01-15-2013, 09:36 PM #144
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenByDemons View Post
    I had to google Auntie Annie
    Actually, its Auntie Anne's....my typo.
    "In nonsense is strength."
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  5. 01-15-2013, 09:36 PM #145
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Seems like a lot of work. I like a good AM banging where were both on our sides and I'm kinda behind/under cause neither of us has to do a lot of work and were not breathing morning breath in each others faces.

    I mean I did while my wife was still with us
    That's good too but throw her on her back and you come in from the side.

    I'm creeping myself out.
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  6. 01-15-2013, 09:38 PM #146
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Seems like a lot of work. I like a good AM banging where were both on our sides and I'm kinda behind/under cause neither of us has to do a lot of work and were not breathing morning breath in each others faces.

    I mean I did while my wife was still with us
    Now she has no breath to breathe in anyone's faces.
    "In nonsense is strength."
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  7. 01-15-2013, 09:39 PM #147
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenByDemons View Post
    That's good too but throw her on her back and you come in from the side.

    I'm creeping myself out.
    Oh yeah. Thats it. Thats how we used to do it in the morning before the horrible ferry boat accident
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  8. 01-15-2013, 09:40 PM #148
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    Quote Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan View Post
    Now she has no breath to breathe in anyone's faces.
    Just the angels
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  9. 01-15-2013, 09:42 PM #149
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Seems like a lot of work. I like a good AM banging where were both on our sides and I'm kinda behind/under cause neither of us has to do a lot of work and were not breathing morning breath in each others faces.

    I mean I did while my wife was still with us
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
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  10. 01-15-2013, 10:04 PM #150
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    I get up a little early and rinse with mouth wash and get back in bed
    I do that, too.
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  11. 01-15-2013, 10:15 PM #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by keywordpk View Post
    I do that, too.
    I think everyone does that.
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.
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  12. 01-15-2013, 11:18 PM #152
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    Fuck that faggot Chriza. Doggystyle is the best.
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  13. 01-16-2013, 05:38 AM #153
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    Quote Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan View Post
    Not voting, they all have their special merits...

    Missionary - Good to start out with because its the natural man/woman position that evolution has given us.

    Doggystyle - The most ideal position for quickies and public places.

    Woman on Top - The most ideal position for female stimulation and groping.

    Reverse Cowgirl - Like sexual caviar, a more rare but nice treat for most couples unless a strong position preference is involved.

    69 - A very fun game.

    Anal Missionary - A good way to pass the time between "Wheel of Fortune" and "Two and a Half Men".

    Standing - Facing, if the man can pull it off then freaking awesome....Not facing, see Doggystyle.

    Lapdance - Same female stimulation, groping, with a face-to-face bonus.

    Spoon Sex - Perfect position for wake up sex...optimal groping minus the acrobatic effort and optional avoidance of kitten breath.

    Pretzel - A great transitional position that if couple gets into it enough can be the entire thing.
    Frannie is a virgin

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  14. 01-16-2013, 05:41 AM #154
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    I mean I did while my wife was still with us
    Should have kept her around. You could have practiced the Pretzel with her

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  15. 01-16-2013, 05:43 AM #155
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    I think everyone does that.
    Billy is a virgin

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  16. 01-16-2013, 05:59 AM #156
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    I have a position I like to call "Modified Doggy" where the girl is on her stomach and the guy is behind her and on top of her, and you're both laying down. Feels good, you can still kiss, it's awesome. I like to think I invented it.
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  17. 01-16-2013, 07:55 AM #157
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    I have a position I like to call "Modified Doggy" where the girl is on her stomach and the guy is behind her and on top of her, and you're both laying down. Feels good, you can still kiss, it's awesome. I like to think I invented it.
    I see that shit in porn all the time. Actually haven't done that position all that much.
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  18. 01-16-2013, 07:58 AM #158
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I see that shit in porn all the time. Actually haven't done that position all that much.
    I enjoy it.
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  19. 01-16-2013, 08:33 AM #159
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    I have a position I like to call "Modified Doggy" where the girl is on her stomach and the guy is behind her and on top of her, and you're both laying down. Feels good, you can still kiss, it's awesome. I like to think I invented it.
    I like to see what's going on so when you're all smooshed on top of her, you can't see much

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