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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by La Flama Blanca View Post
    How long were you guys split?
    Close tah 2 years...
    Face the fact, I fly on planets every day.
    My nucleus friend, prepare, I return again...
    My 7XL is not yet invented.

  2. #22
    loving Mari
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAL View Post
    I'm a virgin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    Does she like The 'Floyd?
    She doezz...Her fav song izz "Apples and Oranges"
    Face the fact, I fly on planets every day.
    My nucleus friend, prepare, I return again...
    My 7XL is not yet invented.

  4. #24
    No. I don't lift.
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    good for you brah.
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    I want to shave someone's balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    good for you brah.
    Face the fact, I fly on planets every day.
    My nucleus friend, prepare, I return again...
    My 7XL is not yet invented.

  6. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    It made me happy.





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    I hope you shoved it in her asshole!!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    good luck Stevie, you know I'm just fuckin with ya, hope everything works out well.
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    I'm a virgin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    I hope you shoved it in her asshole!!!!!! :madsex;
    Face the fact, I fly on planets every day.
    My nucleus friend, prepare, I return again...
    My 7XL is not yet invented.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    I hope you shoved it in her asshole!!!!!! :mad sex;
    This will not be the only fail in this thread
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    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    Sorry. It was a typo. I fixed it now.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    This will not be the only fail in this thread
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    hi tater
    Quote Originally Posted by HAL View Post
    I'm a virgin.

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    Does your ex have squishy veal tits like Nerd?
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    Did you say "I love you too" or something else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by reggae mistress View Post
    does your ex have squishy veal tits like nerd?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
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    That's how Stevie described Nerd's breasts...as squishy veal cutlets. He's a real keeper, that one.
    Love the life you live
    Live the life you love ~ Bob Marley

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    Congrats, Stevie, she was a cute gal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Does your ex have squishy veal tits like Nerd?
    Well this sure came out of nowhere
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    don't mock my friend, nerd
    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    I can probably forgive a cheat, but I sure as hell wouldn't get back together with them.

    To each his own though. Good luck Stevie.
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    mojo is a real man.

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