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  1. 01-15-2013, 03:29 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1Vegasgirl View Post
    Is that true? I hadn't heard that. Why would he keep them locked up?
    He blames it on his house keepers, but we all know he doesn't trust Beth. He knows the dealy-o
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.
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    15. Your boyfriend stops swallowing your load.

    What!? I've heard things
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    I would fuck her in the pussy, ass and mouth then cum in her eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1Vegasgirl View Post
    Is that true? I hadn't heard that. Why would he keep them locked up?
    So they don't mysteriously develop pinholes.
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    If only she WANTED to be famous...
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    16. You only got married in the first place to appease your doorman.
    Please don't use this as your signature
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    They had a good run....who will get Chimneyland and the cats in the divorce?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotMyBro View Post
    7. You're secretly gay and your wife craves cock pussy


    fixed

    The above is strictly my exaulted opinion. Allegedly.
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  8. 01-15-2013, 06:06 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by PappYawn View Post
    Its the pen thing isn't it?
    It's surprisingly one of the few positives.
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  9. 01-15-2013, 06:07 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    Really Elias, shouldn't you be working on my pen instead of posting on Dawgsaloon??
    just joking, no hurry...
    I finished the label and another coating of finish tonight.

    The wife likes it so far, fwiw.

    I should be finished sanding, sizing, and assembling tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murcielago View Post
    12. The wife will french kiss strange animals but tells her husband that oral sex is too "icky".
    Winner winner, engagement chicken dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Winner winner, engagement chicken dinner.

    Why couldn't she have gotten swine flu?
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.
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  12. 01-15-2013, 06:15 PM #32
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    Your twitter thingy says, "mom of apple, walter, leon bear, and charlie boy..happy wife, happy life"


    If you have more cats than children and you have to announce to the world that you are happy, chances are that more than a few cross words are uttered between you and your spouse.
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  13. 01-16-2013, 02:31 PM #33
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    I always thought "Happy Wife, Happy Life" sounded more like a warning to Howard.

    Can someone please tweet her that she isn't a MOM at all?? She is a PET OWNER...period. (Ugh she is so fuckin annoying..)
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
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  14. 01-16-2013, 02:38 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Aw fuck.
    Nemo's cock is always implied

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    Whatsit has keys
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    1. You and your spouse hardly talk anymore

    Why would you talk to you wife?????? What intelligent can she do? She should suck my dick and high five me.

    2. You do everything separately

    Why do things with the wife beside sex? What in common do we have? Do she like sport? Do she like porn? No? So what the fuck can we do?

    3. Something else, someone else becomes more important
    ANYTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN THE VAMPIRE I HAVE MARRIED!


    4. You start to think for yourself more than for your spouse

    Selfishness is true love. No one loves me as much as me.
    The white stuff I spray on women is love. I share it freely.

    5. The sex is gone
    Why have sex with the wife?
    Been there done that.

    Must be a women that have done these questions or a homo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    I always thought " Happy Wife, Happy Life" sounded more like a warning to Howard.
    When someone has to say that and not just SHOW IT, you know they're lying about it because they're insecure and things are wildly different.
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    Quote Originally Posted by username View Post

    Must be a women that have done these questions or a homo.



    You make is sound like either one is a bad thing...
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  18. 01-16-2013, 02:56 PM #38
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    17. beth claims she doesn't need foreplay to climax....that she's able to after approx 1 min of hot intercourse with howard.
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  19. 01-16-2013, 02:57 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    17. beth claims she doesn't need foreplay to climax....that she's able to after approx 1 min of hot intercourse with howard.
    She had the required foreplay with her Birkin bag and Nacho bobble-head doll prior...
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  20. 01-16-2013, 03:01 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by username View Post
    1. You and your spouse hardly talk anymore

    Why would you talk to you wife?????? What intelligent can she do? She should suck my dick and high five me.

    2. You do everything separately

    Why do things with the wife beside sex? What in common do we have? Do she like sport? Do she like porn? No? So what the fuck can we do?

    3. Something else, someone else becomes more important
    ANYTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN THE VAMPIRE I HAVE MARRIED!


    4. You start to think for yourself more than for your spouse

    Selfishness is true love. No one loves me as much as me.
    The white stuff I spray on women is love. I share it freely.

    5. The sex is gone
    Why have sex with the wife?
    Been there done that.

    Must be a women that have done these questions or a homo.

    with the exception of a few male specific items, i kind of agree with you especially #4...selfishness is true, pure love.
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