Howard: "I have more listeners than Oprah's network has viewers"

[GaryPuppet]

Yeah Howard, keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better about yourself.

Theres a reason why you have the same shitty guests in over and over.

Is Mario Lopez due in anytime soon?

[the Artie Chair]

Yea you're right Howard. Oprah scooped 60 minutes and interviewed Lance Armstrong yesterday for her show...... you interviewed Ronnie the Limo Driver yesterday for your show. Yup.... you're relevant.

[rilagent]

Yea you're right Howard. Oprah scooped 60 minutes and interviewed Lance Armstrong yesterday for her show...... you interviewed Ronnie the Limo Driver yesterday for your show. Yup.... you're relevant.

That's funny.

I thought Oprah retired?

[Beth Eats Hay]

Lance Armstrong's interview airs this Thursday. That show alone will get more viewers than Greedy Howie gets listeners all year.

[tv910]

Yea you're right Howard. Oprah scooped 60 minutes and interviewed Lance Armstrong yesterday for her show...... you interviewed Ronnie the Limo Driver yesterday for your show. Yup.... you're relevant.

Don't forget the riveting interview with Jason Kaplan's drug dealer.

[knu3421]

Harpo beats wiggy.

[tv910]

Loved it a few months ago when Howard criticized Oprah because her network was made up of reruns and shows hosted by her friends and a bunch of amateurs. That description fits H101 perfectly Wiggy, that's one of the reasons your former fans turned against you.

[GaryPuppet]

^ Exactly!

[Murcielago]

Keep it up Howie, the only thing funnier than your delusions is your pathetic roster of advertisers.

[jimbronie]

Shave club. I haven't looked I to but it sounds like your typical Howard stern advertiser scam company.

[Murcielago]

Shave club. I haven't looked I to but it sounds like your typical Howard stern advertiser scam company.

It pretty much is, they try to lock you in to a monthly fee for the exact same razors you can buy here: http://www.dorcousa.com/razors-men/ for less.

[Evil Bimba]

I dont know about all this malarky but that big coloured lady sure got a big `ol set `a tits.

[EddyG]

Rumour has it that Donna, the 70 year old caregiver that wipes the 56 year old Multiple Sclerosis sufferers ass, that called in yesterday, will get the Artie chair. The woman had a choice between Oprah and Howard and Howard won her over. And you think Howard isn`t relevant? And how about 1/2 a show with medicated Pete? Oprahs not in Howards leaugue

[EddyG]

Anyone have Smokeys number? This world is giving me reasons to take up the habit again.

[Imus O Sternsky]

Keep it up Howie, the only thing funnier than your delusions is your pathetic roster of advertisers.

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[tv910]

Rumour has it that Donna, the 70 year old caregiver that wipes the 56 year old Multiple Sclerosis sufferers ass, that called in yesterday, will get the Artie chair. The woman had a choice between Oprah and Howard and Howard won her over. And you think Howard isn`t relevant? And how about 1/2 a show with medicated Pete? Oprahs not in Howards leaugue

What the hell is going on with Howard's obsession about the size and smell of the bowel movements from disabled people? He asked Donna the same questions he asked Jim Breuer about his father. Just when you think Howard can't get any creepier! It cracks me up when people try to portray him as some sort of comic genius, the only type of "humor" he's capable of involves disgusting bodily functions and insults. No brains, no class, no integrity.