Howard TV: Just released Beth appearances.

[Ruffypup]

[omgclayaiken]

Beth pls go

[Jake Dog]

What a fucking wimp Howard is. I bet she wears a strap-on and makes him beg her to fuck him in the ass at night (the nights that she is home that is)

[IlluminatiJones]

What a fucking wimp Howard is. I bet she wears a strap-on and makes him beg her to fuck him in the ass at night (the nights that she is home that is)

you got everything right, even the parenthesis.....................

there is no other explanation that makes sense

I refer to the time when that "psychologist" was on over the summer, and the discussion turned to foreplay, and a caller asked Howard if he and Beth engaged in foreplay, and he was stunned to silence.

Then, a few seconds later, he answered something like "look........................whatever we do..............................it works for us", which obviously = "fucks him in the ass with a strap-on"....................(the nights that she is home that is)

[j shmuck]

you got everything right, even the parenthesis.....................

there is no other explanation that makes sense

I refer to the time when that "psychologist" was on over the summer, and the discussion turned to foreplay, and a caller asked Howard if he and Beth engaged in foreplay, and he was stunned to silence.

Then, a few seconds later, he answered something like "look........................whatever we do..............................it works for us", which obviously = "fucks him in the ass with a strap-on"....................(the nights that she is home that is)

I think thier once a month session is about as short and clinical as possible. (evidenced when Howard admitted that Beth wasn't into foreplay, oral sex, or too much kissing, she just wanted him to put it in)

Therefore I think what "works for them" is that Beth walks into Howards room in a bathrobe with all the romance of a dr's office physical. She then disrobes and lays on her back for a few minutes while the praying mantis flops around on top of her. when he's done she takes a walk of shame back to her wing of the mansion, immediatley showers/bathes, and then gets ready to head out for a night on the town to spend the amount of money, drink the amount of booze, and hang out with enough younger guys that it justifies the ordeal she just went through

[GaryPuppet]

Do they watch these in bed on their ipad after they get home from dinner at 5:30 pm on date nights?

[eliasbboy]

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[eliasbboy]

[Double Blizz]

[IlluminatiJones]

I think thier once a month session is about as short and clinical as possible. (evidenced when Howard admitted that Beth wasn't into foreplay, oral sex, or too much kissing, she just wanted him to put it in)

Therefore I think what "works for them" is that Beth walks into Howards room in a bathrobe with all the romance of a dr's office physical. She then disrobes and lays on her back for a few minutes while the praying mantis flops around on top of her. when he's done she takes a walk of shame back to her wing of the mansion, immediatley showers/bathes, and then gets ready to head out for a night on the town to spend the amount of money, drink the amount of booze, and hang out with enough younger guys that it justifies the ordeal she just went through

I dig you shmuck, and I appreciate your point of view, but I have to respectfully disagree............................even though I think it's the 2nd-most likely scenario.

Everything points to Howard being gay, so anything painting him in a heterosexual light.....................even a completely clinical, completely sexless heterosexual light.................................is a no-go for me.

I think we gloss over two overwhelming basic facts:

at the time he separated from Allison he was worth high 8/low 9 figures

at the time he separated from Allison he was living in NYC; one of the meccas of hot chicks

and Beth was the best he could do?!?



There's only one answer:

And if you factor that in, then his search for the perfect mate becomes very tricky, and Beth kinda-sorta begins to make sense.

Angie Everheart ain't puttin' up with that.

Robin Givens ain't puttin' up with that.

But an Ames model who crapped out in "europe" will enthusiastically put up with that.

Allegedly.

[jyanks]

Beth went to a pet psychic!

[eliasbboy]

Beth went to a pet psychic!

[AcquiringSignal]

Incredible. You continue to top yourself.