Page 5 of 5 FirstFirst ... 345
Results 81 to 94 of 94
  1. 01-15-2013, 08:18 PM #81
    PI Nate
    PI Nate is offline
    DS Supporter PI Nate's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    White Sox City aka Bearville
    Posts
    26,712
    Quote Originally Posted by Chimney Portions View Post
    I keep imaging a giant ED209 demanding that I put down the Sprite in 5...4....3...2....1...

    the warning is given in bloombergs lisp...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 01-15-2013, 08:19 PM #82
    ohmicah
    ohmicah is offline
    Maverick
    ohmicah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Red Sox Nation
    Posts
    1,772
    Don't worry. They got our back. And this is just the soda police.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 01-15-2013, 08:22 PM #83
    Chimney Portions
    Chimney Portions is offline
    1/2 grumpkin, 1/4 snark. Chimney Portions's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    18,978
    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    the warning is given in bloombergs lisp...
    My name is Cheryl and I'm your daughter.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 01-15-2013, 08:22 PM #84
    Chimney Portions
    Chimney Portions is offline
    1/2 grumpkin, 1/4 snark. Chimney Portions's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    18,978
    My name is Cheryl and I'm your daughter.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 01-15-2013, 08:26 PM #85
    PI Nate
    PI Nate is offline
    DS Supporter PI Nate's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    White Sox City aka Bearville
    Posts
    26,712
    Quote Originally Posted by Chimney Portions View Post
    he speaks for the people. right after he changed the law so he could run for mayor again...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 01-15-2013, 08:42 PM #86
    Chimney Portions
    Chimney Portions is offline
    1/2 grumpkin, 1/4 snark. Chimney Portions's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    18,978
    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    he speaks for the people. right after he changed the law so he could run for mayor again...
    Hey, it only took him a billion dollars to do it!

    Oh man I hope he runs for POTUS in 2016. I want to see him waste a couple more billion!
    My name is Cheryl and I'm your daughter.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 01-16-2013, 12:44 AM #87
    Goods
    Goods is offline
    Maverick
    Goods's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Posts
    1,902
    Quote Originally Posted by AcquiringSignal View Post
    Mexican geometry.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 01-16-2013, 02:29 AM #88
    HS Cult Leader
    HS Cult Leader is offline
    DS Supporter
    HS Cult Leader's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Location
    Taking a shit in Howard's Transbullshit Meditation closet!
    Posts
    2,210
    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    I can swap a mag in under 2 seconds. the solution is easy, simply buy more mags...
    Quote Originally Posted by Chimney Portions View Post
    That's what happens when you have people who know nothing about guns making gun laws. Bullshit feel good laws that will do absolutely nothing.


    It really is amazing! When I was a member of an assault team, we would spend weeks practicing mag changes. We had to change it from every possible shooting position along with walking and running forward and backwards. Two shots, drop to a knee while changing, rise and change again and shoot. I can't even count how many scenarios we worked on, sure most gang members and scumbags don't practice this because they only learned how to shoot from watching movies. But people with police, military, or just hard core enthusiasts certainly do!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 01-16-2013, 02:37 AM #89
    HS Cult Leader
    HS Cult Leader is offline
    DS Supporter
    HS Cult Leader's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Location
    Taking a shit in Howard's Transbullshit Meditation closet!
    Posts
    2,210
    Quote Originally Posted by Chimney Portions View Post
    Let's pass new laws that make it illegal to rape a woman without a condom. Make those rapists think twice before they violently enter a jogger in Central Park!
    Remember when people were making a political issue out of not being able to charge the guys in Texas that dragged and killed a black man with a hate crime! When people with common sense asked how it would affect their sentence when in Texas you actually get the death penalty for killing people, they said "It doesn't matter"!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 01-16-2013, 04:06 AM #90
    Spazzmatazz
    Spazzmatazz is offline
    Saloonified... Spazzmatazz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Still in Bumfuck, NY
    Posts
    29,795
    From this morning's news:
    With video...

    PORTLAND, Ore. An Oregon sheriff has written Vice President Joe Biden to say his department won't enforce any new gun laws he considers unconstitutional.

    In his letter, Sheriff Tim Mueller of Linn County said politicians are "attempting to exploit the deaths of innocent victims" by supporting laws that would harm law-abiding Americans.

    "We must not allow, nor shall we tolerate, the actions of criminals, no matter how heinous the crimes, to prompt politicians to enact laws that will infringe upon the liberties of responsible citizens who have broken no laws," the sheriff wrote.

    Mueller says he took an oath to support the Constitution, and laws preventing citizens from owning certain semi-automatic firearms and ammunition magazines would violate their rights.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-...onstitutional/
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 01-16-2013, 04:34 AM #91
    HS Cult Leader
    HS Cult Leader is offline
    DS Supporter
    HS Cult Leader's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Location
    Taking a shit in Howard's Transbullshit Meditation closet!
    Posts
    2,210
    Quote Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz View Post
    From this morning's news:
    With video...

    PORTLAND, Ore. An Oregon sheriff has written Vice President Joe Biden to say his department won't enforce any new gun laws he considers unconstitutional.

    In his letter, Sheriff Tim Mueller of Linn County said politicians are "attempting to exploit the deaths of innocent victims" by supporting laws that would harm law-abiding Americans.

    "We must not allow, nor shall we tolerate, the actions of criminals, no matter how heinous the crimes, to prompt politicians to enact laws that will infringe upon the liberties of responsible citizens who have broken no laws," the sheriff wrote.

    Mueller says he took an oath to support the Constitution, and laws preventing citizens from owning certain semi-automatic firearms and ammunition magazines would violate their rights.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-...onstitutional/

    Guess who's going to get a letter from the Justice Department saying that there have been multiple civil rights complaints against them and an investigation needs to be done?

    Ask Sheriff Joe in Arizona what happened when he dared to challenge Dear Leader!

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 01-16-2013, 11:44 AM #92
    FlaFlaFlunkie
    FlaFlaFlunkie is offline
    Fabulous!
    FlaFlaFlunkie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    27,378
    Quote Originally Posted by Chimney Portions View Post
    7 round magazines!

    That might be the silliest things ever. They already have ten round mag limits, but reducing it to seven will save lives. Why not 6? Six round mags would surely save even more lives! Surely the gang bangers will respect the new laws and only blast each other with 7+1 rounds or less!
    And if I suffer a home invasion of three people, I'd better be accurate, since I only have 7 rounds, right?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 01-16-2013, 11:46 AM #93
    FlaFlaFlunkie
    FlaFlaFlunkie is offline
    Fabulous!
    FlaFlaFlunkie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    27,378
    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    NY state with the stroke of a pen has created an entire class of criminals over night...
    Well, they'd have to grandfather in the existing guns, wouldn't they?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 01-16-2013, 02:53 PM #94
    FlaFlaFlunkie
    FlaFlaFlunkie is offline
    Fabulous!
    FlaFlaFlunkie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    27,378
    Quote Originally Posted by Pi Nate
    the warning is given in bloombergs lisp...
    So what if he was a swishy, drag queen?
    Quote Originally Posted by Chimney Portions View Post
    Oh! I get it. Faggots = pussies on gun rights!

    Thanks!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules