Nick Dipaolo Breaks Silence

[mpa]

I love how the shtick is to say, well Artie fans wouldn't understand. Like Rick is out there forwarding high brow concepts with his refined vocabulary and taste. Great, so you're a right winger and you're defending your boy, congrats. Go jerk off to him on red eye.

[Goo For You]

I probably dislike the guy more than I should, but you guys are going waaaay too far in defending him.

A closet intellectual?????????

First of all, let's not pretend that if those words were said of anyone other than him, there wouldn't be 20 comments calling the poster a huge faggot.

Furthermore, how low can you possibly set the bar? Someone here thought it is a sign of intelligence to get disgusted by people who are "ignorant" of movies, geography, etc. IMO this is exactly the Artie-zombie mentality many people here have scorned. In reality, the true ignoramuses are the ones who spend their lives watching shit movies, memorizing random shit like names of capitals, and getting angry at people who don't share their shit passions.

He obviously has a soft side to take the edge off his blatant narcissism, I'll give him that. But I'm still waiting for evidence about him doing any kind of stuff to improve himself, like reading.

[mpa]

I probably dislike the guy more than I should, but you guys are going waaaay too far in defending him.

A closet intellectual?????????

First of all, let's not pretend that if those words were said of anyone other than him, there wouldn't be 20 comments calling the poster a huge faggot.

Furthermore, how low can you possibly set the bar? Someone here thought it is a sign of intelligence to get disgusted by people who are "ignorant" of movies, geography, etc. IMO this is exactly the Artie-zombie mentality many people here have scorned. In reality, the true ignoramuses are the ones who spend their lives watching shit movies, memorizing random shit like names of capitals, and getting angry at people who don't share their shit passions.

He obviously has a soft side to take the edge off his blatant narcissism, I'll give him that. But I'm still waiting for evidence about him doing any kind of stuff to improve himself, like reading.

as could the RIck fans, that's why they are fanatics. I don't know why the Junior Nemos come in with this silly nonsense like Artie ZOmbies, etc. You guys have no dog in the fight other than being huge faggots like that prickless wonder Nemo

[JB50]

This is the Artie forum.

Why are you guys talking about this Rick fellow?

[ArtiesCumRag]

This is the Artie forum.

Why are you guys talking about this Rick fellow?

[ltd86]

I like how he's "resting up" April-June.

I'm kind of feeling bad for ltd...................at this point even he can't believe the schizophrenic nonsense he's posting.

First he makes a "Nick is playing to a bigger audience than Artie's" statement.......................as if the Red Eye gig is for more than one night, and as if he'll be making big bucks for that appearance.

But then, when people play along with his line of reasoning, he takes a stance against popular things.



This is the very definition of a zombie-fan.............................Stern-type "can do no wrong"-logic applied to the object of devotion.

He should cut his losses.

I'm noticing a trend here; Nick-lovers and Artie-haters just aren't very bright. Logic and reason fail them at every turn.

Nobody can finish this simple sentence honestly and not look like a douchebag:

"I want to see Artie fail because ____________________"

Actually, I never said that popularity was important. Just pointing out that mocking one show because someone perceives it as being unpopular when it is in fact more popular than Artie's show is ignorant. In no way did I say that because Red Eye is more popular that it is therefore better. Are you trying to be the resident intellectual of the Artie Army? I'm sorry, you failed.

Also, I don't want Artie to fail. He is just far less humorous and creative of a person as Dipaolo.

Sorry to cut down your straw men.

[Goo For You]

as could the RIck fans, that's why they are fanatics.

WTF does this mean and what does it have to do with my post that you quoted?

I don't know why the Junior Nemos come in with this silly nonsense like Artie ZOmbies, etc. You guys have no dog in the fight other than being huge faggots like that prickless wonder Nemo

In the world outside Artie, not having a "dog in the fight" is considered a sign of impartiality.

Also, please make a list of everything and everyone you (and in your estimation others like you) consider a faggot. I want to read that thing so bad I'll send you some Amazon bucks.

[TelegramSam]

WTF does this mean and what does it have to do with my post that you quoted?



In the world outside Artie, not having a "dog in the fight" is considered a sign of impartiality.

Also, please make a list of everything and everyone you (and in your estimation others like you) consider a faggot. I want to read that thing so bad I'll send you some Amazon bucks.

I'm pretty sure his list would be all of the Nick apologists and Gunnar, but it never hurts to ask. Also, itd86, please take this to the washed up Guatemalan cuckold forum now it is off topic.

[Rodney21a]

https://twitter.com/NickDiPaolo/stat...55743752556544

[Double Blizz]

Nick DiPaolo ‏@NickDiPaolo
Hey fans I'm on Red Eye on @FoxNews Friday, at Governors LI Saturday.. more dates here: http://www.nickdip.com/site/dates/ @ComedyGovs @RedEyeFNC

[IllegalSearch]

I love how the shtick is to say, well Artie fans wouldn't understand. Like Rick is out there forwarding high brow concepts with his refined vocabulary and taste. Great, so you're a right winger and you're defending your boy, congrats. Go jerk off to him on red eye.

Right on bro!

[Rodney21a]

So Nick is making his first public appearance on FoxNews RedEye tonight. I went and listened to five NickDip Blog Talk Radio Programs from 2008 http://www.blogtalkradio.com/nickdip because I don't want to put forth uninformed opinions. Anybody who tells me that Nick Was somehow a driving force on the show or even knows thing one about Radio is full of it. After forcing myself to listen to those shows I didn't laugh once (and I'm currently halfway through the audio book of the Quran). If you really want to listen to a train wreck listen to his last show. He is constantly battling what little audience he had with his "witticism". He spews bigoted if not down right racist verbiage at a pretty consistent pace. He doesn't expound on any of his right wing wigtard views when challenge by his audience and simply says that the "geeks" who are listening to his show are to stupid to comprehend them that he won't lower himself to their level. I see why nobody other than his "internet guy" left the show with him because I believe that those podcast are a true glimpse of what a truly unpleasant human being he is. Funny thin he reminds me of my father. I had cousins who were mixed and their dad(my uncle) was black and he would make the same type of uncomfortable "jokes" right in front of them all.

So if you have a predilection towards verbal and visual masochism don't forget to tune in. Although I doubt that he will talk about his recent profesional setback with the Rick and Artie show.

[Nemo]

Zombie fans obsessed with Nick!
Quran audio book?

[kev]

Nick's Red Eye appearance was on at three this morning. I had no clue what the format of the show was so I wanted to see if he would mention N&A at all. Turned it off after about ten minutes, it was embarrassing to watch. Basically the panel recites pre-scripted jokes about news stories, and the first thing out of Nick's mouth was his "wife snores like Precious with a sinus infection" joke. He also made it clear that he had to do the show to plug his gig tonight at Governor's. Shameful shit.

[Chucky]

He spews bigoted if not down right racist verbiage at a pretty consistent pace. He doesn't expound on any of his right wing wigtard views when challenge by his audience and simply says that the "geeks" who are listening to his show are to stupid to comprehend them that he won't lower himself to their level. I see why nobody other than his "internet guy" left the show with him because I believe that those podcast are a true glimpse of what a truly unpleasant human being he is. Funny thin he reminds me of my father. I had cousins who were mixed and their dad(my uncle) was black and he would make the same type of uncomfortable "jokes" right in front of them all.

You're such a fucking liberal faggot. So what if he like to goof on the blacks, it really fucking offends you? Come to North Philly and see these fucking nigger savages blow each other away nightly, they've turned half the city into the OK corral. But no, in 2013 you're only allowed to goof on the white man, everything else is racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.

Nemo's right, you don't find the guy funny yet to seem to piss away a good amount of time listening to him anyway.

[Nemo]

Nick's Red Eye appearance was on at three this morning. I had no clue what the format of the show was so I wanted to see if he would mention N&A at all. Turned it off after about ten minutes, it was embarrassing to watch. Basically the panel recites pre-scripted jokes about news stories, and the first thing out of Nick's mouth was his "wife snores like Precious with a sinus infection" joke. He also made it clear that he had to do the show to plug his gig tonight at Governor's. Shameful shit.

More people watch Red Eye than see or hear The Artie Lange show.
Red Eye gets better ratings in the key demo than shows that air on MSNBC & CNN in the prime-time night hours.
Nick has done Red Eye many times.
Only a zero zombie like you is offended that he joked about only being there to sell tickets to governors. An Artie zombie is pointing out someone else telling a joke they've heard before....


People on Red Eye are told what stories will be discussed and they prepare.....makes jokes or witty observations....stuff Artie the lazy Fat guy should be doing on his show.....instead of punting into a long winded story about a slice of pizza he ate in 1995...

[Nemo]

You're such a fucking liberal faggot. So what if he like to goof on the blacks, it really fucking offends you? Come to North Philly and see these fucking nigger savages blow each other away nightly, they've turned half the city into the OK corral. But no, in 2013 you're only allowed to goof on the white man, everything else is racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.

Nemo's right, you don't find the guy funny yet to seem to piss away a good amount of time listening to him anyway.

"....run nigger run.....I got the over!"

punchline to an Artie joke

[TelegramSam]

That's great guy, now admins please move this to the cuckolded, washed up road comic forum.

[kev]

More people watch Red Eye than see or hear The Artie Lange show.
Red Eye gets better ratings in the key demo than shows that air on MSNBC & CNN in the prime-time night hours.
Nick has done Red Eye many times.
Only a zero zombie like you is offended that he joked about only being there to sell tickets to governors. An Artie zombie is pointing out someone else telling a joke they've heard before....


People on Red Eye are told what stories will be discussed and they prepare.....makes jokes or witty observations....stuff Artie the lazy Fat guy should be doing on his show.....instead of punting into a long winded story about a slice of pizza he ate in 1995...

Artie zombie How about reading my other posts around here before jumping to that conclusion dickhead. I wasn't really commenting on the quality of Red Eye (though it did suck from what I saw), it was more of an observation of how sad the situation is now. A month ago Nick had his own show, now he is forced to go on this show to promote his gig now that he doesn't have a nightly platform from which to plug his shows.

[Nemo]

Artie zombie How about reading my other posts around here before jumping to that conclusion dickhead. I wasn't really commenting on the quality of Red Eye (though it did suck from what I saw), it was more of an observation of how sad the situation is now. A month ago Nick had his own show, now he is forced to go on this show to promote his gig now that he doesn't have a nightly platform from which to plug his shows.

you are not a zombie?