Beth tweets she's taking a bath "trying to relax"

[IlluminatiJones]

I love how she's always "trying" to do something but people, and now animals, just won't let her, damnit!!!

Howard "pesters" her by snapping photos of her while she's trying to pack for a trip, half-nude in heels....................Beth, dunno about Howard...............................which can then conveniently be shown on the "Ellen" show.

Workers in the house are bombarding her with chants of "Kahleesi!"..................sure they are ......................when she's just trying to walk down the stairs.

She's just trying to get to a movie premiere when all these cameras start flashing in her face, nearly blinding her.

And now this: just trying to take a bath and relax........................with her phone........................when one of the cats peeks up at her.

Is a cat looking at you particularly un-relaxing?!?

she's the accidental, effortless celebrity just trying to get through life quietly, without any fuss or fanfare.

it's so great because reality is the exact opposite of this delusion/pr concoction; she's trying everything in her feeble power to get there, but celebrity is denying her at every turn

[Thelma]

I love how she's always "trying" to do something but people, and now animals, just won't let her, damnit!!!

So true ... she can't make a personaoe appearance -



Walk down a city street ...



Or stand in line at the airport ...



without being totally unnoticed mobbed.

[HorsetoothBeth]

Those divorce negotiations can be stressful.

[Onehourphoto]

Though it was a stressful weekend for her.

The Miss America pagenet was Saturday night, something that she was never pretty enough to do, so she had to do Ames ads.

Sunday was the Golden Globes where "A" listers walk a real red carpet. Something that she will never be popular or "it" enough for in her life, and so she is relegated to local NYC movie premieres on Tuesdays

[slab0meat]

Big big lol

[Sharkboy]

Haha

[Herc]

Though it was a stressful weekend for her.

The Miss America pagenet was Saturday night, something that she was never pretty enough to do, so she had to do Ames ads.

Sunday was the Golden Globes where "A" listers walk a real red carpet. Something that she will never be popular or "it" enough for in her life, and so she is relegated to local NYC movie premieres on Tuesdays.

[slab0meat]

my cats push the bathroom door open, even when it's locked!

Quick, someone tweet Beth to call the guy who helps with the door locking!

You do know the door must be fully shut for the lock to be effective, right?

[Dominic GPS]

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[Imus O Sternsky]

[itpdude]

I had a cat that would balance herself on the edge of the clawfoot tub whenever I took a bath. Freaked her cat-brain out for some reason.

[Herc]

[Wesmantooth]

[omgclayaiken]

I hope she stays in the hot water for too long so her skin dries up and gets all itchy

[sfgirl]

EXCELLENT!

[morrissey]

That's so hot...

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

Couldn't help but think of a Winst post in the thread "Why Doesn't Beth Poop?":

"Just a somewhat 'strange' rumor.

BethO sometimes poops in the tub while bathing."

Children in Syria are running for their lives, living in squalor, wondering where their next meal will come from, sleep with their entire family on one mattress and only two blankets, but Beth is relaxing in her penthouse bathtub.

She's beautiful.

[MobyDick]

since she doesn't listen to The Show (Howard's words), someone show TWEET her the video of him tearing into GIRLS and Lena Dunhum as I'm sure he sold her a bill of goods about what happened and how he's the victim. "It was a hatchet job, honey!"

[GaryPuppet]

Maybe she was on the phone with Nacho and pleasuring herself while listening to him jerk off.

[WillyBest]