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  1. #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigger Please View Post
    What a coincidence! I'm watching a National Geographic special on Exploring the Cycloptic Brown Eye
    Unification theory?

    So how did the condom escape the inescapable force of gwarn's cycloptic black eye brown hole?

    Doctor Michu Kaku should get right on this.


    lol I said Kaku...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Are you laughing at me or with me
    With you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boss Ono View Post
    With you.
    Right on brother!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigger Please View Post
    What a coincidence! I'm watching a National Geographic special on Exploring the Cycloptic Brown Eye
    Speaking of Cycloptic Brown Eyes, do you still talk to Doom? How's he doing?
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Yes.


    ...but not a dude's.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

  6. #146
    if you dont lick your gf's turdcutter....someone else will.
    You're a fake wearer sucker whose gold got busted.Cheaper than a hot dog with no mustard.You tried to steal my fresh and you got cold busted.Because your crew's all soft and I'm disgusted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    Speaking of Cycloptic Brown Eyes, do you still talk to Doom? How's he doing?
    I haven't in awhile but I was just thinking about him yesterday. I have to find his number in my old phone and call him

  8. #148
    Quote Originally Posted by Boss Ono View Post
    Unification theory?

    So how did the condom escape the inescapable force of gwarn's cycloptic black eye brown hole?

    Doctor Michu Kaku should get right on this.


    lol I said Kaku...

    They're showing a re-enactment of it now using computer generated images. It's so realistic--I think it just winked at me!
    Last edited by Tigger Please; 01-14-2013 at 11:59 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigger Please View Post
    I haven't in awhile but I was just thinking about him yesterday. I have to find his number in my old phone and call him
    Is CU still up? He's probably there. I'll go check and send him a message on our behalf.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    Is CU still up? He's probably there. I'll go check and send him a message on our behalf.

    I don't know. I was banned from there by accident!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigger Please View Post
    I don't know. I was banned from there by accident!
    I sent him a PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Yay! Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    I've never thought of my partner doing ass play on me. He's a gentleman

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbaum View Post
    Why do you think I swore off tequila?
    That's an odd place to put the salt.
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    what about welfare?
    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    Yes.


    ...but not a dude's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sternski View Post
    if you dont lick your gf's turdcutter....someone else will.

    This man speaks the truth.

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