Gunnar's Corner

**Gunnar** · 02-15-2013, 08:46 PM

It might be time to shut the corner down.

Sure, the silent majority wants poor old Gunnar to keep hope alive.

But that seems like work.

Gunnar is about having fun.

It is baseball time and with that Gunnar say "later gators".

Gunnar,

**Gunnar** · 02-15-2013, 08:57 PM

Dear DirecTV (the true fans of Gunnar's Corner).

You need to bring back some comics that can riff with Artie.

There must be someone other than Bob Levy to tap.

Gunnar suggests Robert Wuhl (not a comic but a talent) or Colin Quinn (knows nothing about sports and probably too much of a Nick Dip. fan) but Gunnar's fav.

Even Dave Atell would be nice.

Poor old Gunnar signing out.
Peace,

**Gunnar** · 02-18-2013, 04:02 PM

All Gunnar knows, as far as N&A/A show is concerned, is that I deleted all the Artie Shows on DirecTV DVR and podcasts.

Gunnar is now back to listening to old N&A shows on podcasts. Started with late Oct. 2011 and now well into Nov. 2011.

True belly laughs on 11-02-11. Listen to it an see if you do not laugh out loud.

Still a big Artie fan, but I am going to pass on the "stover" series and other bland, mid-west non-comics that can not manage a show with and riff with Artie.

Later haters (I know you read this thread the most).

Suck a big one.
Gunnar,

**Gunnar** · 02-18-2013, 04:33 PM

News Break (FAKE):

Wes Walker and Joe Falco to AZ Cardinals.

Sweet.

See you in Gunnar's dreams (and the SuperBowl).

G.

**Gunnar** · 02-18-2013, 05:11 PM

Man Gunnar is having some issues with that smarty smartpants guy.

I keep getting, illiterate, semi-retarded messages from the guy.

He keeps wanting to be promoted to Sargent in Gunnar's Army.

Damn you Smarty Smartpants, damn you!

If I could get 1 more person to join the G-Army I would promote them to SGT and take Smarty down to buck-private.

G.
"Be Powerful and make a difference"

**Gunnar** · 02-19-2013, 08:00 AM

Well another day of Gunnar being Gunnar.
Wake up, cup of java on the back patio.
Sunrise in the desert.

Look up at the mountains.
Hear the coyotes howl.
A red tail hawk flies by.

Plug in some old Nick and Artie
Sip some more coffee
and be Gunnar for another day.

**ArtiesCumRag** · 02-19-2013, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Gunnar

Well another day of Gunnar being Gunnar.
Wake up, cup of java on the back patio.
Sunrise in the desert.

Look up at the mountains.
Hear the coyotes howl.
A red tail hawk flies by.

Plug in some old Nick and Artie
Sip some more coffee
and be Gunnar for another day.

so that's how your using my tax money .. must be nice to just do that ... and we get it . you listen to old n.w.a your nothing special

**Gunnar** · 02-19-2013, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by ArtiesCumRag

so that's how your using my tax money .. must be nice to just do that ... and we get it . you listen to old n.w.a your nothing special

I feel special, and not the short bus to school kind of special, but special.

Thanks for noticing.

Peace and may the power of Gunnar go with you.

**Gunnar** · 02-19-2013, 04:31 PM

listening to Nils Lofgren (live Grin album recorded in 1975 I think).

yeah, you know it!

Living the Gunnar Life,
Ta-da-da-da-daa-dah

I wonder what TfC, KiB, Gonzo, and all the other "orignal gansta" N&A callers are doing today?

Gunnar,
Rockin in the Real World.

**Gunnar** · 02-20-2013, 08:49 AM

Gunnar thoughts:

1. Artie is a real talent.
2. Artie needs someone, like Nick Dip., to work off of.
3. Whatever happened to make Nick leave, you TV guys figure out how to bring him back.
4. Or make sure you find someone like Nick.
5. But who is out there (a comic) with the quick wit and enough of a sports focus like Nick?
6. You TV fucks start listening to some of the old N&A shows, especially when they were really "on".
7. Pay Nick and Artie more money.
8. Work them less. 15 (or 10-11) hours on-air each week, months without a break, is too much for these guys.
9. Put Dan in his own place, physically on the show. He is that important. More opportunities for N&A to riff on him.
10. Mike Bocchetti. No comment on talent, or artistic direction of show, except give N&A free reign (with minimal guidance from above).
11. Rod from Bayside (RfB) needs to rethink not being willing to take on the job of answering phones for N&A/A (he posted that here once).
12. it will give you a chance to grow into the show. Listen to any feedback, about the profession, you get from Artie.
13. keep one of your (two) day jobs for a while. stay in school and finish the fuck up someday.
14. Nick is not coming back.
15. I hope these DirecTV guys can figure it out (talk to Artie, Nick, people in their life).

**Gunnar** · 02-20-2013, 04:36 PM

Gunnar Dreams:

1. to fly.

**mattzane227** · 02-20-2013, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by Gunnar

Gunnar Dreams:

1. to fly.

**Gunnar** · 02-21-2013, 07:40 AM

maybe some one will listen to N&A show 12-07-11.

they are "on" tonight.

**Gunnar** · 02-21-2013, 05:12 PM

Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick Nick, Nick
DIPALO!
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick Nick, Nick
DIPALO!

Every one chant it.
Especially you Smarty Smart-ass.

**RickAndMartie** · 02-22-2013, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Gunnar

Dear DirecTV (the true fans of Gunnar's Corner).

You need to bring back some comics that can riff with Artie.

There must be someone other than Bob Levy to tap.

Gunnar suggests Robert Wuhl (not a comic but a talent) or Colin Quinn (knows nothing about sports and probably too much of a Nick Dip. fan) but Gunnar's fav.

Even Dave Atell would be nice.

Poor old Gunnar signing out.
Peace,

you are wrong. Colin was closer to Artie. Art even said he was one of the few guys that helped him out of depression after he tried to off himself. Attel showed up to one of the shows after it became Arties. And Jim Norton was there just last week.

**ArtiesCumRag** · 02-22-2013, 10:47 AM

LOL Robert Wuhl a talent LOL

**Gunnar** · 02-22-2013, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by ArtiesCumRag

LOL Robert Wuhl a talent LOL

Two LOLs in a single sentence violates internet message board protocol.

Please clean up your act sir.

Gunnar,
Still breathing

**Gunnar** · 02-22-2013, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by RickAndMartie

you are wrong. Colin was closer to Artie. Art even said he was one of the few guys that helped him out of depression after he tried to off himself. Attel showed up to one of the shows after it became Arties. And Jim Norton was there just last week.

I may be wrong but does that make you right?

Gunnar thinks not, only TelegramSam is always right (and the true defender of internet message boards).

I was just thinking back to Nick being the one who mentioned Colin calling him every time Baker's Dozen movie was on, Nick sleeping on Colin's couch, etc.

Gunnar (that's me!) hopes there is no divide between Nick and Artie, let alone their NYC comic inner circle.

Gunnar, that's me!, out.