Gunnar's Corner

[Gunnar]

Damn I just can not get out of the corner.

My fault.

Note to self (my reading audience):

Has any one else (me?) noticed that Liz has this "Jim Carrey" smile pasted on her face for the majority of the show?

Also, she has the habit of always licking her lips like Kobe Bryant.

However, I like Liz more than Marie. She seems genuinely sweet.

Gunnar,
Growing his readership 0 Dawg members at a time

[Mike]

hey n&a historian gunner, i was wonder after artie yet again did his ken kohl impression if there was a show where he was ever actually on the air? I know one time artie wanted him to call in but he didn't want to be on air. Curious how accurate artie's impression is

[Gunnar]

hey n&a historian gunner, i was wonder after artie yet again did his ken kohl impression if there was a show where he was ever actually on the air? I know one time artie wanted him to call in but he didn't want to be on air. Curious how accurate artie's impression is

Ken Kohl has never been on air (that I can remember).

He has been in the LA studio (e.g., when Brocksucker was first being introduced to the show) but never on-air.

Prof. Guns,

[Gunnar]

Gunnar News
Turd-Free Reporting
Since 2013

- Nick Dipalo has a lot of stand-up gigs scheduled for March 2013
http://nickdip.com

- Tomorrow (Thursday) Comedy Central Presents Nick DiPaolo 9:30 AM.

- Still no complete Beach Bowl 2013 on youtube

- Artie on Bryan Callen's podcast last Nov. Artie's mom calls him during podcast.
http://bryancallen.com/2012/11/20/ep23-artie-lange/

- Artie talks about "hugging it out" with Howard Stern last summer.
http://newyork.newsday.com/entertain...hows-1.3860372

- Bob Levy is back on internet TV. Strange brew. Also, Bob has 62K followers on twitter. Really?
http://vaughnlive.tv/levyland

Question of the week:

When, if ever, is it OK to click on the "ignore user" feature of dawg saloon?

BTW, currently I am only blocking Smarty SmartPants (since he never posts on dawg anyways).
Kind of a "if a tree falls in the forest..." statement.

Guns-or-Butter,

[fatstuff]

I can't think of a circumstance which would make me want to put someone on ignore. Is that blocking?
There always seems to be a troll or two about the place, but I don't think anyone here is THAT bad.
What would it take to make you want to hit the button?

[Wigster]

I can't think of a circumstance which would make me want to put someone on ignore. Is that blocking?
There always seems to be a troll or two about the place, but I don't think anyone here is THAT bad.
What would it take to make you want to hit the button?

They can't handle the banter.

[Gunnar]

I can't think of a circumstance which would make me want to put someone on ignore. Is that blocking?
There always seems to be a troll or two about the place, but I don't think anyone here is THAT bad.
What would it take to make you want to hit the button?

The only time I ignore people is if I am reading the forum in a public place.

I usually turn off the AV's (in settings) and ignore a couple people that tend to have on their jew-hating, women-hating, n-word hating, G-Snipe hating hats on.

I personally am not offended, but I find people being able to read my retina display from a good distance away.

It is a bummer most times to forget I have people on ignore. However, sometimes it is nice not to get all the gunnar hate,

G.
`nuff splain'n

[Gunnar]

Note to self:

People sure are sensitive around here, do not make an honest mistake and never start a listening thread.

Jesse Jr. seems to have the right attitude.

Can't we all just get along?

Probably not.

Gunnar,
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

[jessesalazarjr]

Mike, Gunnar, Wig, Fat, etc...everyone just come back on one listening thread... peace.

[Gunnar]

Where is ARM?

Bummer that Artie acts like he did not remember ARM calling in before.

Get ARM back on the show.

He really seems to work hard at being entertaining and topical to the current show.

It might be time for ARM to sing "Don't go chasing waterfalls" again.

G.

[Gunnar]

Brock introduction to the show was as a caller on 04-02-12 hour 3 33:40 in.

Strange call. Nick and Artie acted like this was the first time they talked to him.

However, listen to closing credits, where Nick thanks Dan, Will, and Brock.

So it must have been a setup call-in by Brock's sponsor Ken Kohl.

BTW, Artie worked in god father DVDs joke again here.

Also, if you need a flash-back to N&A then listen to the whole show.

That F'n Nick really F'd up the show by making it so f'n entertaining.

But he's gone and there's nothing we can do about it (goodfella's reference).

G.

[Gunnar]

A Gunnar's Dream.

Someone starts a thread where we can talk about just the show (past and present).

I am not interested in another "listening" thread however. I can listen on my own.

No personal attacks, just discussing the show.

Eventually set on ignore all the people with stupid-ass profanity (should I have used stupid-ass in this context? I think so.), trolling, personal attacks.

But keep the discussion lively (you like/hate Nick, Brock, twins, etc.).

Some show recommendations (date/hr./minute) and brief discussion as to why listen.

Gunnar's dream, but I will be the first one put on ignore (that's OK I can still read the thread).

Guns-not-butter,

[Gunnar]

Gunnar's getting tired.

Not much love here.

Might be time to wrap it up and say good night.

Good night peeps,

Gunnar,
MPA suger åsna bollar

Några glada morgonen när detta liv är o'er,
kommer jag att flyga iväg, hem till Guds
himmelska stranden, kommer jag att flyga iväg
(jag skar flugan bort).

http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunnar_Goes_God

[Gunnar]

The "gang of turds" is starting up with their mult talk again.

Maybe they could waste more of Dawg's time searching for me being a mult (which I am not).

If people need help on putting people on ignore list ask jyanks.

She did it first to me, with the blessing of the "turds".

These 3-5 people just want the rest of us to go away.

Not going to.

G.

[Gunnar]

Time to update my theme song:

Gunnar
Who's the dawg saloon poster
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Gunnar!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would risk his neck for his brother poster?
(Gunnar!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's turd danger all about
(Gunnar!)
Right on
You see this cat Gunnar is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Gunnar
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but his woman
(Gunnar)

[Gunnar]

First time appearances on N&A/A Show (in November 2011):

11-07-11 RfB (Rod in Queens).

11-10-11 Christie from Hoboken

11-14-11 KfB (Karen in Boston).

11-16-11 Steve In Flushing (Gonzo)

11-18-11 John Avello

11-28-11 Artie mentions Nice Coaches.

If I got something wrong then I am sorry in advance.

If you are downloading Pokey's links to old shows then give Nov. 2011 a listen.

G.

[Gunnar]

Music recommendation:

Howlin' Wolf
The Back Door Wolf
1973

now on itunes.

The "Coon on the Moon" and "Watergate Blues" songs are amazing.

G.

[JB50]

Keep on Gunnaring Gunnar.

[Gunnar]

Big day, I hit the 2,000 views mark on "Gunnar's Corner".

In the words of Mikey B: Thank you America and sorry.

Your pal,
Gunnar

[Gunnar]

A Gunnar thought,

I wonder if the people who hate me the most are the one's that click on the "Gunnar's Corner" thread?

Gunnar thought #2:

I wonder if every one that clicks on this link hates me?

I need to get a loyal dog, I will call him "Parks" after one of the great characters in Bill Morrissey's songs.

Hate me if you must, or ignore me because you fear the wrath of the "turds" but always feel the Gunnar love (for the N&A/A show).

Gunnersnipe et al.