Poor Howard wasn't able to watch the Golden Globes because he has a person that records shows for him and they forgot to do it. He's probably cheaping out and can't get a qualified tv show recorder person. I pay my guy a good $15/hr to record shows for me. It's too much work for me to press Guide, then press Record.
Doesn't Howard also have a person that changes his light bulbs? WTF is wrong with him?