My two weeks notice...

[Estocada]

...looks like it might turn out to be a long drunken party. Since the word has gotten out that I'm leaving several of the guys have called to invite me to go to lunch, which usually means drinking in my company. Expense accounts are about to get railed.

[nserafini]

You show that AMEX who's boss

[Estocada]

You show that AMEX who's boss

It's gonna be my bitch these two weeks. Think I'll charge a nitrous powered snowmobile on it.

[Nibbler]

Your co-workers are just trying to get you really drunk so that you'll do something stupid to cause drama back at the office and give them something to talk about once you're gone.

j/k....Have fun.

[Estocada]

Your co-workers are just trying to get you really drunk so that you'll do something stupid to cause drama back at the office and give them something to talk about once you're gone.

j/k....Have fun.

I do plenty of stupid stuff when I'm sober...the 'sawed off cocksucker' remark pretty much preceeds me in most inner circles. I also ran up a $3000 dollar aircard bill in Mexico. I'm plenty dumb enough without alcohol.

[Cheri]

You guys get Amex? WTF? We get Mastercards.

[nazdrowie]

get real drunk, fuck some bitches, don't get the AIDS

[Jack-A-Roe]

they're setting you up to violate some company policy and then they'll fire you

[Cheri]

they're setting you up to violate some company policy and then they'll fire you

This.

[Estocada]

Could be...they would get out of paying my last quarterly bonus that way. Actually they were talking about countering some, but I think it was just to fuck with my head.

[Jack-A-Roe]

everyone else gets the waitress to secretly bring them non-alcoholic drinks, OP gets bombed, returns to work and the police arrest him for disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace. They shove a breathylzer down his gullet, reading comes back .29 (he drank A LOT during lunch). OP is fired and the incident makes local news. OP's life is ruined and his wife leaves him. Sorry dude, DO NOT GO OUT TO LUNCH.

[Estocada]

everyone else gets the waitress to secretly bring them non-alcoholic drinks, OP gets bombed, returns to work and the police arrest him for disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace. They shove a breathylzer down his gullet, reading comes back .29 (he drank A LOT during lunch). OP is fired and the incident makes local news. OP's life is ruined and his wife leaves him. Sorry dude, DO NOT GO OUT TO LUNCH.

OMG, it's like what happened to O.J. A vast conspiracy!

[Jack-A-Roe]

OMG, it's like what happened to O.J. A vast conspiracy!

I'm 98% certain the scenario I described will transpire, be safe.

[Popeye Saavedra]

get real drunk, fuck some bitches, don't get the AIDS

Yeah maybe they'll get you a hooker and you can cheat on your wife.

[Estocada]

Yeah maybe they'll get you a hooker and you can cheat on your wife.

They wouldn't get a quality hooker. Bunch of cheap fucks.