Its Melissa slinging the barbs at "my old-ass manfriend"Ant again.
" Yes, I went on a cruise once, OK, maybe two, but those giant lawless death-traps are more fun than you think. Especially when you get shitfaced and make-out with the Portuguese butler while your crazy boyfriend's in the depths of the casino doubling down on seven hands of Blackjack. "
"I realised I had to dump that prehistoric loser"
" my boyfriend texts me: “Hey, can u pick up my propecia and blood pressure pills too?” Propecia is what balding men take to re-grow their hair. Men who are usually over 50 (which my "boy"friend was)"
Anthony Cumia · Ha Ha Ha ReallyOh, Melissa. But you ARE getting old. Also, it isn't like you went from me to a spry 20 something. You like being around the elderly! It was funny though. Don't be so down. Those frown lines will only get worse.
The old guy she is with now:42 yr old James Gunnhttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348181/
Wouldnt it be cool if Beth blogged about the content of Wiggy's medicine cabinet and her time banging Nacho while on vacation with Howwig?
Melissa rules. Love her car tv commercial too.