name something you were told as a child and it stuck with you over your entire life

[jaw_belize]

whether true or false


go

[jaw_belize]

go

[jaw_belize]

our PE teacher in elementary school said


if you see those cheerleaders on tv some of them have small skin balls in their groin area like along their inner thighs
thats from not stretching

i still have no idea what the fuck he was talking about

the creepy fucker


but i still think about it everytime i stretch

[Mur]

Don't pick your nose

[jackie the jerk]

Something about growing hair on your palms from jerking.

[Sleep]

I still ain't blind and I have been beating my meat for years.

[Billy]

Never trust a person that does not like dogs. (srs)

[Jim J Jiblets]

This is normal. Im your uncle.

[VeeB]

If you touch a frog you will get warts.
Don't walk under a ladder or horrible things will happen to you.
If a black cat crosses your path, you are pretty much fucked.
If a woman keeps a messy home, she probably also has a messy vagina.

[deverrant]

There was this annoying guy at church that used to do the "I got your nose" trick on me EVERY week. I'd see him coming and KNOW he was gonna do it and I'd try to avoid interacting with him by hiding behind my mom. She'd tell me that was rude... "Say hi to Mr.Wasser!" so I'd come out to say hi and sure enough here comes the hand, about to "steal" my nose... AGAIN.

To this day I hate people touching my face* or poking at my face. And I think Mr.Wasser is why.





*except during sex

[jaw_belize]

If you touch a frog you will get warts.
Don't walk under a ladder or horrible things will happen to you.
If a black cat crosses your path, you are pretty much fucked.
If a woman keeps a messy home, she probably also has a messy vagina.

lol about the vagina

[gilaet]

up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,b,a,start

[Sleep]

up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,b,a,start

Contra, man.
Contra.

[Mr. Clutch]

Son, i love you like life itself.. i couldnot imagine the pain , guilt and regret if i wouldve flushed you down the toilet

[2Manboobs]

"Be wary of the Blaeks..... For they own the night"

[jackie the jerk]

up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,b,a,start

Select, Start

[Billy]

Select, Start

Yep.

[gilaet]

Select, Start

Yep.

I was so lonely.

[Dream Theater]

Never hit a nigger in the head, you'll only break your hand and enrage the beast. Always hit him in the throat or gut.

What can I say? I grew up in a racist suburban community.