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  1. 01-13-2013, 07:24 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    Yesterday I was preparing some French toast. When I cracked the first egg, it had two yolks in it!! It looked just like this.





    BTW, the French toast was delicious!
    i pick those white thing out of the eggs..gives me the willys
    you can be first, right after me
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  2. 01-14-2013, 01:21 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    I had almost an entire carton from Costco be double yolks. Freaked me the fuck out.
    Yea I had a carton of Jumbos and 15 of the 18 were doubles. After the third one I just thought it was normal.
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  3. 01-14-2013, 01:39 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    i pick those white thing out of the eggs..gives me the willys
    The white thing is rooster sperm.
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  4. 01-14-2013, 01:43 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mur View Post
    The white thing is rooster sperm.
    Is that your puppy? (in the av)
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  5. 01-14-2013, 01:45 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mur View Post
    The white thing is rooster sperm.
    I used to think that and take it out as a kid. A home ec teacher even gave us that impression, but these laying hens are cooped up their entire lives never even seeing a male cock.
    ( to my understanding, I'm no farmer.)
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  6. 01-14-2013, 02:29 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    i pick those white thing out of the eggs..gives me the willys
    me too. rooster sperm.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    I didn't date a slow cowboy. I fucked his uncle.
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  7. 01-14-2013, 02:29 AM #27
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    oops i stand corrected by mr. jackson.
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    I didn't date a slow cowboy. I fucked his uncle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by geo View Post
    oops i stand corrected by mr. jackson.
    I'm pretty sure.
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  9. 01-14-2013, 08:30 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenByDemons View Post
    ohhhhh, suck my big bulbous balls. I AM THE EGG MAN!!!!

    http://www.myfreshegg.com/eggs-faqs/...and-white-eggs
    It's a well-known fact that hens with red ear lobes make more delicious eggs.
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  10. 01-14-2013, 08:34 AM #30
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    Wife refers to her bosom as the twins. Had to make sure Gwartney's not feeling up Mrs. Vyb.
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    Maybe it's what I feed them. My eggs are the bomb diggety. Also it's hot when women call their boobs "twins."
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  12. 01-14-2013, 09:02 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenByDemons View Post
    ohhhhh, suck my big bulbous balls. I AM THE EGG MAN!!!!

    http://www.myfreshegg.com/eggs-faqs/...and-white-eggs
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    I'm pro-potato!!!!!
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  13. 01-14-2013, 11:35 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh So Much View Post
    I know, I used to give people shit about it also because it comes out of their vagina.
    Chickens have vaginas?
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  14. 01-14-2013, 11:51 AM #34
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    I was expecting a pic of 2 turds floating in your toilet. Very disappointing IMO.
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