That pizza has to be close by now, no?

That pizza has to be close by now, no?

Wait, I still don't get it. There is the death of AT LEAST two potential people on these two's hands, yet they still have the gall to judge me???
Ive never been a saint, but ive never killed anyone. Just sayin


The secret to using the "It doesn't count, I was drunk" excuse properly is to be drunk all the fucking time.


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