Meet the future wife of Medicated Pete

[MutteringJohn]

Her name is Mariah Cary, not to be confused with Mariah Carey. I wonder if her Tourettes causes her to say shit and fuck you involuntarily. I didn't watch the Miss America Pageant to find out.

5. Miss Iowa Mariah Cary: Her platform is "Tourette Syndrome: The Involuntary Companion Syndrome," and she struggles with Tourette's herself. The Mount Mercy University senior was diagnosed with mild minor tics when she was just eight years old, and travels around the state talking to young people about the syndrome, according to Mount Mercy University's website. "I made a choice early in life, that I wanted to use my condition to empower other people, not just kids who have Tourette's, but anyone facing adversity of any kind," Cary said about her disorder, according to the site. "I wanted to push through and help other people. We all have challenges that we face."

[Double Blizz]

Muttering John are you high bro?

[Obi Drunkenobe]

THey would be a power couple.