on the front page of the site

[wicked smaaaht]

THAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING AUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your sister is your aunt?

[Schmoopy]

Gillette's an alcoholic with claustrophobia.

[wicked smaaaht]

but his aunt isn't his sister, I bet

[Schmoopy]

Your sons snort meth off your pancake ass and freckled albino tits.

[wicked smaaaht]

Your sons snort meth off your pancake ass and freckled albino tits.

My SON, is way too smart, educated and goal orientated to do drugs, unlike the loser that is, YOU.
Your parents must be so ashamed. I know I would if my kids sucked like you.

[Schmoopy]

I don't suck but our products do.

[Schmoopy]

Cold sore scab face!