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    Attention, possible malware on Internet.

    USDA announced Internet may have a virtual viral load. The are consulting with Al Gore for possible solutions. They suggest removing all power from residence until a solution is found.
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...A%C2%BA-%C2%AE

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenByDemons View Post
    USDA announced Internet may have a virtual viral load. The are consulting with Al Gore for possible solutions. They suggest removing all power from residence until a solution is found.
    my viral load is undetectable.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    And now...THREE fucking threads about the same god damned thing...

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    This thread = Jeton (and Boo) approved
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Pos party?
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    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    And now...THREE fucking threads about the same god damned thing...
    What is the over and under on total threads for this subject?
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    And now...THREE fucking threads about the same god damned thing...
    Nono, this is different. It came from the USDA. don't you read?
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...A%C2%BA-%C2%AE

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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    I have worms
    Go fishing
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    I never get tired of this...

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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    But the news said congress avoided the dairy cliff?

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    I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaddFunn View Post
    I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
    Let's start a War For Peace!!! No peace, no peace!
    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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