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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbaum View Post
    Well I guess same as usual is a good thing, since you are a good kid.

    Hey how come I cannot give you reps pal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I drank hard liquor in my youth. They were mostly bad experiences. Especially with tequila. That night I got my DUI, I was drinking mind erasers and shots of Grand Marnier with the bartenders all night.
    No shit bro, it turned me into an animal.

    I got into many many bar fights for no reason at all! I have fucking scars on my left eye for no reason at all! It really is evil shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    You are repeating yourself, you did that one already.

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    I love kool aid
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbaum View Post
    You are repeating yourself, you did that one already.
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    I love kool aid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    No shit bro, it turned me into an animal.

    I got into many many bar fights for no reason at all! I have fucking scars on my left eye for no reason at all! It really is evil shit.
    I hear you boys there, no Tequila for me ever. Well maybe once in a while, only because it tastes so good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    No shit bro, it turned me into an animal.

    I got into many many bar fights for no reason at all! I have fucking scars on my left eye for no reason at all! It really is evil shit.
    I've never been violent when I'm drunk. I'm usually a happy drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I've never been violent when I'm drunk. I'm usually a happy drunk.
    I was a very violent drunk. Not with family, i wanted to fight.

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    I had several cups of Jungle Juice at an after-party, and have absolutely no memory of driving home that night.... I woke up in the middle of the night parked out in front of my house after, apparently, pissed my pants while I was passed out... I didn't notice the dried vomit cascading down my drivers side door until the following afternoon

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    I had several cups of Jungle Juice at an after-party, and have absolutely no memory of driving home that night.... I woke up in the middle of the night parked out in front of my house after, apparently, pissed my pants while I was passed out... I didn't notice the dried vomit cascading down my drivers side door until the following afternoon
    Everclear is the devil.

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    Not a drinker.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Not a drinker.
    You should try some white wine Dave. It makes you chill and fade. A Good California white wine will do.

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    I'm just a cum drinker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    With 190 Proof Everclear?


    The last time I had it i punched a car key through my hand and later that night ended up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning

    Dawg, did you drink this stuff before you committed your first drive by?

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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Looks like someone just made the shitlist.

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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    With 190 Proof Everclear?


    The last time I had it i punched a car key through my hand and later that night ended up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning

    Made that shit on a camping trip and 2 days later the outhouse smelled more like alcohol than poop.
    We ended up taking a walk in the dark through poison oak, apparently, cause everyone got that shit.
    I didn't get it, cause...I was too drunk to, I guess?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    I got pissed and punched my car and a key went through my hand lol.

    I worked in nightclubs for six years, i have seen and been in many bar brawls. I have seen people stabbed, shot, beat to a pulp etc...
    Let's hear some of your stories, DAWG!
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    Looks like someone just made the shitlist.

    Put some pants on. You're a man.
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