Oh GOD

[Cheri]

That's a gross story

Yes, but it's really fucking funny

[Popeye Saavedra]

Here's a good read:

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

Fucking hilarious.

[Popeye Saavedra]

In other news:
I drank a lot of water and had to pee.

[Chriza]

What kinda homo goes to a steakhouse and gets macaroni and beef

[Cheri]

What kinda homo goes to a steakhouse and gets macaroni and beef

It seems like it was a buffet

[Popeye Saavedra]

What kinda homo goes to a steakhouse and gets macaroni and beef

One who has explosive diarrhea and then vomits in his pants.

[Chriza]

My favorite part was "...and the event ended."

[fletchman71]

"...and the event ended."

You could have wrote that in your diary if you would have fucked that fat chick.

[HeinousMark]

Mmmmmmmm......I love red meat, especially steaks, or really beefy chili.....it makes the stinkiest shits though, the "somethin' done crawled off in there an' died" shits.......

[eliasbboy]

What kinda homo goes to a steakhouse and gets macaroni and beef

The same kind that goes in sweatpants apparently.

[nserafini]

In my early days I had a fear of pooping in the office.

I have overcome that fear; but have replaced it with pooping at the gym.

In their respective bathrooms, of course.

[fletchman71]

What kinda homo goes to a steakhouse and gets macaroni and beef

The same homo that calls a buffet a "hot bar". Must be English or something.

[hidden dragon]