BackOfficeCaveman............Test BO people to see who has the most Neanderthal DNA in them.
Analokie....... Contestant sings karaoke into the back of Howards head while Howards moves his lips. (it's really just a way to see if the wig is real)
"Squirt"............Hot female contestants who have lip piercings remove the rings and hold a mouthful of water while (here comes the hard part...) someone makes them laugh, with their mouths closed, and the guys vote on style, distance etc. of the squirt. Winner gets another piercing.
How about a bit about a passive aggressive guy that sits at home alone and calls his wife while she is out on the town. He can find a new way to get shit off his sunken chest by doing bad lines from TV shows and movies.