Celebs Who Felt Like A Failure After Divorce

[Nemo]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...#slide=1962928



Shock jock Howard Stern and first wife Alison Berns divorced in 2001, after more than 20 years of marriage. A decade later, he opened up about the painful breakup of his marriage to Rolling Stone.

"[Getting a divorce] felt like such a failure," Stern told the magazine. "It's so complicated, and it's hard for me even to figure out at this point what went wrong and how things that were so good could go so bad. It's tough. I think I'll spend the rest of my life trying to analyze that."

[DlistCelebutard]

Uh, Howard..is it because you stayed in the basement beating off to porn and didn't help raise your kids with your wife?

or maybe it was b/c when you were making the "love letter to your wife", Private Parts, you were actually banging Beth in your trailer?

[Howard103]

Uh, Howard..is it because you stayed in the basement beating off to porn and didn't help raise your kids with your wife?

or maybe it was b/c when you were making the "love letter to your wife", Private Parts, you were actually banging Beth in your trailer?

Those are all symptoms... I think they must have drifted apart because he valued his work above his family.

[Murcielago]

Funny how Stern pretends the reasons for the divorce were complicated. He wanted a wife who would kiss his ass like any other paid member of the staff and who didn't know him when he was a desperate schlub.

[DlistCelebutard]

My impression was that Alison called him on his diva bullshit...he then got a chick that was so desperate for $$$ and potential fame, that she knew she had to make it all about "him"...and she did, for many years...but oh, how the tide has turned
(see Beth and Howard spend New Years apart thread )

[itpdude]

Whenever the wig divorces The Pelican, which will feel like the greater failure?

[KillVampires]

Howard's fantasy:

"Yeah honey I'm off to make a movie about our wonderful marriage and how I love you".
"Oh thank you Howard, I love you too, say hi to everyone for me on the set".
"Even Jackie?"
"Oh no...fuck Jackie, you should fire him".
"I love you honey, I love our kids".
"I think you'll win all of the Oscars and break all box office records".

In reality:

"I'm leaving to go to the set".
"Don't forget your condoms".
"I told you...that was a prank from Ralph".
"Just get this fucking movie done and then start living in NYC full time".
"I told you...I need that apartment for the movie".
*Ding Dong*
"Howard it's the postman go answer that".
"You answer it you're the one who runs the house".
"Okay fine. He says that you have a letter here from Beth Otrotsky".
"Oh uh give me that....it's nothing...uh...she works for Letterman".

[skylarbrie]

this thread has a direct link to yahoo news, of all the threads on dawgs, why is this the only topic to receive headline recognition today...something is not kosher.