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    Red face I just hooked up with a pertorican .and Im home didnt even take an hour.

    it was fine he said he was going to be here at four well. he's like Im here early lol come out . I said No im still getting ready you Said four.

    it was like three forty I was still getting ready so he went and got gas.came back I was ready.

    so we went to his place to his apartment off the next exit and it was fun we fooled around in his bed and then he wanted to go in the shower but I said okay but I dont want to get my hair wet It looked good spiked and I hate wearing it down afterwords.

    He kept trying to put his dick in my ass and Im nooo haha not today haha . he tried it one more time and I said im ready to cum . I came he came and he drove me home.

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    Did he have to sit on a booster seat while driving?
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    He kept trying to put his dick in my ass and Im nooo haha not today haha . he tried it one more time and I said im ready to cum . I came he came and he drove me home.
    O_o
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Cool story, bro.

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    oh dear
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    a pelican?


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    Jesus Mario. For a split second I thought you hooked up with a pelican.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    Did he have to sit on a booster seat while driving?
    he was six foot tall . Nice looking guy little stocky/ chubby but you know I'm in to that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    a pelican?
    You son of a bitch.

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    fag tales

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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    fag tales
    I was very straight acting about the whole thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I was very straight acting about the whole thing
    Because you didn't let him put his cock in your ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I was very straight acting about the whole thing
    k

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    Quote Originally Posted by zingger View Post
    You son of a bitch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    Because you didn't let him put his cock in your ass?
    Not today haha
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I was very straight acting about the whole thing
    Not wanting to ruin a good hair day is a very straight thing to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    O_o
    he just fingered me till I came. a finger is fine for a hook up I save taking a dick for someone I want to be in a personal relationship with. My ass automatically closes up and wont let a guys dick in If I do not trust the guy or its just a hook up. Plus I had red lobster last night.

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    I thought gays put their cocks in each other's asses


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Not today haha

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    Cheddar bay biscuits mmm
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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