Howard was planning to spend New Years Eve with Beth ..... but came home alone

**Yomama** · 01-10-2013, 09:08 AM

Did anybody else catch that yesterday?

He was talking about his trip to mexico and about the airport (made it clear he flew private) and losing his garment bag. Robin asked why he packed so much stuff and he said "well I brought all my fancy Varvatos clothes, I was going to be away on New Years Eve with my wife and wanted to look good"

Meantime he came home early and spent New Years Eve alone masturbating while Beth stayed in Mexico partying with her friends.

They must have fought and he came home.

Things are not looking good

**cah155** · 01-10-2013, 09:09 AM

Trouble in paradise

**Bye You!** · 01-10-2013, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by Yomama

Did anybody else catch that yesterday?

He was talking about his trip to mexico and about the airport (made it clear he flew private) and losing his garment bag. Robin asked why he packed so much stuff and he said "well I brought all my fancy Varvatos clothes, I was going to be away on New Years Eve with my wife and wanted to look good"

Meantime he came home early and spent New Years Eve alone masturbating while Beth stayed in Mexico partying with her friends.

They must have fought and he came home.

Things are not looking good

he actually said "fancy varvatos clothes?"

what, $200 converse and a $500 CBGB T-shirt?

and, the stupid Varvatos store is ON THE SITE of the former CBGBs. People should be ashamed to support that fuckface.

**GaryPuppet** · 01-10-2013, 09:24 AM

AND they had separate rooms in Mexico!

Anyone know a good divorce attorney?

**Bye You!** · 01-10-2013, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by GaryPuppet

AND they had separate rooms in Mexico!

Anyone know a good divorce attorney?

they did?

**RobinsLeftFlap** · 01-10-2013, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

they did?

Yes! He mentioned "Beth's room" at one point.

**DogStar69** · 01-10-2013, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by GaryPuppet

AND they had separate rooms in Mexico!

Anyone know a good divorce attorney?

Howard made the mistake of buying the horse instead of getting the milk for free to impress his doorman and had to live with his consequences. He's trying to make Beth as miserable as he is and she's not having it.

**Imus O Sternsky** · 01-10-2013, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by GaryPuppet

AND they had separate rooms in Mexico!

Anyone know a good divorce attorney?

**MobyDick** · 01-10-2013, 09:25 AM

the funniest part was that he came home alone (early) because he was worried it would affect the quality of his radio show if he came in town late and tired.

**Nemo** · 01-10-2013, 09:28 AM

Howard is a professional victim.
EVERYONE is out to get him......is the lie he wants you to believe!

Right now the wigged idiot is distraught over lawsuit and Malone!

**DogStar69** · 01-10-2013, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by MobyDick

the funniest part was that he came home alone (early) because he was worried it would affect the quality of his radio show if he came in town late and tired.

As if that unfunny shitfest could get any worse. He should stay up for 24 hours and do the show and I bet it would be a huge improvement. Him yawning and falling asleep on the air would be funnier than the current show.

**sfgirl** · 01-10-2013, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by MobyDick

the funniest part was that he came home alone (early) because he was worried it would affect the quality of his radio show if he came in town late and tired.

What excuse will Howard use to be alone once he retires? Clearly the man continues to have issues. That or, hey, you're about 25 years older than the crowd your wife likes to hang out with.

**ants b list lvr** · 01-10-2013, 09:31 AM

She has 0.0 interest in him.lets face it,,everything ive heard about her suggests she is a fame whore... She is getting nowhere with his pull..so she is gonna move on with a ton of his money!! The high profile of the divorce will get her more jobs than the marriage!!

**IlluminatiJones** · 01-10-2013, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by ants b list lvr

She has 0.0 interest in him.lets face it,,everything ive heard about her suggests she is a fame whore... She is getting nowhere with his pull..

true this...........................but i'd put a * on there stating that he's not really pulling for her at all.

on the one hand he's getting her these bottom-of-the-barrel gigs, and on the other he's making sure they don't succeed.........................not that he'd actually have to do that, but paranoid insecure control-freak that he is, i'm sure he's clandestinely fucking with her "career", lest any of these goofy, tragic projects take off by some freak accident

Originally Posted by ants b list lvr

so she is gonna move on with a ton of his money!!

ok.....................

Originally Posted by ants b list lvr

The high profile of the divorce will get her more jobs than the marriage!!

and..............................you lost me

**rilagent** · 01-10-2013, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by IlluminatiJones

true this...........................but i'd put a * on there stating that he's not really pulling for her at all.

on the one hand he's getting her these bottom-of-the-barrel gigs, and on the other he's making sure they don't succeed.........................not that he'd actually have to do that, but paranoid insecure control-freak that he is, i'm sure he's clandestinely fucking with her "career", lest any of these goofy, tragic projects take off by some freak accident

Hell, he could be as done with her as much as she's done with him if they're done with each other at all. She's no longer the dazzling trophy wife she was back before the surgeries turned her into theJoker and without that what does Howard need her for?

Anyway, Howard's pull isn't what it used to be and these bottom barrel gigs are all he could scrape up - he couldn't even get himself on a show better than AGT. Like you said he doesn't have to make sure they don't succeed since Beth is the most wooden person to regularly appear on camera I can think of. The woman can't read off a cue card without appearing as if she's hostage reading a message. She's sucks and Howard's has lost most of his juice. But I think he wants her to succeed because I believe he's a bigger starfucker than she is.

For a man who expertly planned out his ambitions and career, he sure threw it all away in the last 5 years.

**Turtle Man** · 01-10-2013, 09:48 AM

ugly clothes varvatos...give me diesel anyday..oooga

**username** · 01-10-2013, 09:48 AM

masturbating

code word for date with Ralph/Varvatos. Howard is gay. Nothing wrong with it, but he needs to take the dildo out of his ass and come out of the closet. Maybe when his parents dies.

**tired** · 01-10-2013, 09:57 AM

What a cold marriage. The fact that they go on and on about how intimate and close they are is just what makes it suspect! Howard you cold have bought so much better.

**kicksave7** · 01-10-2013, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by tired

What a cold marriage. The fact that they go on and on about how intimate and close they are is just what makes it suspect! Howard you cold have bought so much better.

Anytime couples are constantly cooing about how much they love each other and cannot be separated even for a night, there's trouble. Usually they are divorced in a few years. Howard had us fooled when he was married to Alison. In his movie, he was totally in love with her and was the best Dad ever...what a bunch of crap that was.

**tv910** · 01-11-2013, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by kicksave7

Anytime couples are constantly cooing about how much they love each other and cannot be separated even for a night, there's trouble. Usually they are divorced in a few years.

Howard used to say that about other people all the time, until he and Beth started doing the same thing.