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  1. 01-09-2013, 08:27 PM #1
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    My brother...

    ......ohhhhhhhhhhh goddamnit, my brother.

    Clearly I love him - he's an ass, but he's my brother.

    I said to him tonight: "we're doing a shot, wanna come upstairs and join us for a shot before bed? You'd better not come up in your underwear again."

    So - he didn't. He came up buck naked. Took a shot with PP and I, and sauntered back downstairs.

    Guess you gotta be careful of what you ask for.
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    You were a lot funnier before Dawg had you neutered. Jes sayin
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    How big is his dick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    How big is his dick?
    this is a legit question. slippy, did you check out his dick? has he seen your vag? have you ever touched his penis?
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    ......ohhhhhhhhhhh goddamnit, my brother.

    Clearly I love him - he's an ass, but he's my brother.

    I said to him tonight: "we're doing a shot, wanna come upstairs and join us for a shot before bed? You'd better not come up in your underwear again."

    So - he didn't. He came up buck naked. Took a shot with PP and I, and sauntered back downstairs.

    Guess you gotta be careful of what you ask for.
    that story is only hot because you're not my sister.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    hey Slips, did you hear about Burkie getting canned?
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    Did he have a boner?
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    You were a lot funnier before Dawg had you neutered. Jes sayin
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    seriously, if you go up to your sister naked, you're dtf your sister, right?
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    seriously, if you go up to your sister naked, you're dtf your sister, right?
    Maybe. I have brothers and have never seen them naked, ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Maybe. I have brothers and have never seen them naked, ever.
    i have sisters an they've never seen me naked except maybe when i was a little baby. but i was probably dtf back then.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i have sisters an they've never seen me naked except maybe when i was a little baby. but i was probably dtf back then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i have sisters an they've never seen me naked except maybe when i was a little baby. but i was probably dtf back then.
    Dink went through puberty during infancy. That's how manly he is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Dink went through puberty during infancy. That's how manly he is.
    i was born 21 inches tall with a 7 inch lap hog.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Did he say "Hey PP check it out!"
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Did he say "Hey PP check it out!"
    you just don't turn it off.
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    He clearly wanted slippy to see his cock
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