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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Did PP bone up when he saw your brother?
    He blew him right there at the table! Called it a 'chaser'.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    shots in bags too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    He blew him right there at the table! Called it a 'chaser'.
    they call that a "prince edward island."
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post

    what you think slippy doing right now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    I was thinking about you when I watched the great white tracking story on the news.
    I wasnt near the water then, I think they were just passing through seeing if there was anything in the pantry to eat.

    I have seen a great white before but I was safe and snug on a boat.

    Would not get into the water with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    they call that a "prince edward island."
    I thought that was called a "Gordie Howe."
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    hey Slips, did you hear about Burkie getting canned?
    Did indeed. Really think Nonis is going to do any better?
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    i've cranked it to that movie before. i like it when the sister is sitting outside looking at used car ads for ferraris an the bro comes out and starts poking at her puss in her 80s shorts.

    but only as a fantasy.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyJax View Post
    I wasnt near the water then, I think they were just passing through seeing if there was anything in the pantry to eat.

    I have seen a great white before but I was safe and snug on a boat.

    Would not get into the water with them.
    She was tracked less than 200 feet off the beach in Jacksonville and showed her path over the last few days. It was crazy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i've cranked it to that movie before. i like it when the sister is sitting outside looking at used car ads for ferraris an the bro comes out and starts poking at her puss in her 80s shorts.

    but only as a fantasy.
    me too. only as a fantasy.

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    this is the vibe I get..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Did indeed. Really think Nonis is going to do any better?
    slippy's first post: 9:27 pm
    slippy's second post: 9:52 pm

    oh yeah...she fuckin'.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Slippy, if your brother was just some dude and not your brother, would you think that he has a nice cock?
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Of course he did it to make me feel uncomfortable. Him and I are similar but with different organs. Tell me I shouldn't...and watch what I do.

    He'll push the line to the end! I kind of admire his self confidence. I'd be all "are my nipples erect? Does my ass look okay in this light? "

    Nope. He just traipsed upstairs naked, to take a shot - and when I yelled at him, he yelled back "YOU FUCKING TOLD ME NOT TO COME UPSTAIRS IN MY UNDERWEAR"

    He's right. And he taught me a lesson tonight. It's funny as hell when you think about it - if only I could think about it as having been somebody else.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    slippy, what would your brother have done if you said "come here brother, i want to s your d"?
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    slippy, what would your brother have done if you said "come here brother, i want to s your d"?
    wtf is wrong with me?
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    ......ohhhhhhhhhhh goddamnit, my brother.

    Clearly I love him - he's an ass, but he's my brother.

    I said to him tonight: "we're doing a shot, wanna come upstairs and join us for a shot before bed? You'd better not come up in your underwear again."

    So - he didn't. He came up buck naked. Took a shot with PP and I, and sauntered back downstairs.

    Guess you gotta be careful of what you ask for.
    MAKE sure your brother is over when I come to visit

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    Isnt he the violent drunken maniac felon you kicked out and called the cops on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    wtf is wrong with me?
    I'm unsure, but it's serious! To answer your question though, he would likely have covered

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    MAKE sure your brother is over when I come to visit
    You 2 would make a GORGEOUS couple. No shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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