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    I would like to talk about the ending to Django Unchained

    Not sure I'm buying it.

    Dr. Schultz goes through so much bullshit to get to the point where he is able to free Django's wife. All that travel, time, energy, acting, etc.

    Calvin Candie becomes wise to their little scheme and how does he react? Does he kill them? Torture them? No, he simply forces them to comply and abide by the terms of the contract they AGREED to... $12,000.

    Even after the deal is done, after all that disrespect and backtalk from Django, how does Candie respond? He continues being a very polite and hospitable host by offering them drinks and cake, handing over the proper paperwork for her freedom, etc.

    Then.... Dr. Schultz just snaps because Candie insisted on shaking his hand? Huh? Even if he wanted to kill Candie, it seems like he would have left the house and planned it better. Or maybe he should have shot his henchman with the rifle, taken his gun, then shot Candie... something other than a certain suicide mission to take out his single shooter spring-loaded Derringer from his sleeve.

    I'm a butthurt faggot because of the ending.

    Last edited by Lucky Pierre; 01-09-2013 at 06:53 PM.

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    not gonna read, spoiler alert wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    not gonna read, spoiler alert wtf
    didn't get that from the title genius?

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    Well there's another movie I don't have to see
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky Pierre View Post
    Not sure I'm buying it.

    Dr. Schultz goes through so much bullshit to get to the point where he is able to free Django's wife. All that travel, time, energy, acting, etc.

    Calvin Candie becomes wise to their little scheme and how does he react? Does he kill them? Torture them? No, he simply forces them to comply and abide by the terms of the contract they AGREED to... $12,000.

    Even after the deal is done, after all that disrespect and backtalk from Django, how does Candie respond? He continues being a very polite and hospitable host by offering them drinks and cake, handing over the proper paperwork for her freedom, etc.

    Then.... Dr. Schultz just snaps because Candie insisted on shaking his hand? Huh? Even if he wanted to kill Candie, it seems like he would have left the house and planned it better. Or maybe he should have shot his henchman with the rifle, taken his gun, then shot Candie... something other than a certain suicide mission to take out his single shooter spring-loaded Derringer from his sleeve.

    I'm a butthurt faggot because of the ending.

    Well in the earlier part of the movie Schultz tells Django to keep his cool and stick to the plan. But Schultz goes through a transformation when he experiences first hand the cruelty associated with slavery. It clearly changes him. In the end, he just can't take any of it anymore and he is the one who loses his cool. He just snapped and reacted.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    I cried when Django died
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenByDemons View Post
    I cried when Django died
    Django.......dies!!?
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Django.......dies!!?
    Django doesn't die. He shoots Abraham Lincoln and then blows up Ford's Theatre.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    The first three quarters of the movie were perfect. 10 out of 10.

    The ending was a 7.
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Cinematic perfection

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    The first three quarters of the movie were perfect. 10 out of 10.

    The ending was a 7.
    Well, the movie was longer than it needed to be and by the end it was just going through the motions. It was still fun to watch though.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    I don't think they were going to get out of there alive, and Schultz knew it---so he killed Candie to give Django a chance

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    Django becomes a mandingo fighter.

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    there's a movie thread you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Well, the movie was longer than it needed to be and by the end it was just going through the motions. It was still fun to watch though.
    It really didn't need the extra half hour.
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    The first three quarters of the movie were perfect. 10 out of 10.

    The ending was a 7.
    Dear Baby Jesus I loved Samuel L Jackson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenByDemons View Post
    Dear Baby Jesus I loved Samuel L Jackson.
    Dat nigger staying here!?!?!
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    I fell asleep but woke up when Django 's horse was doing the crip walk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenByDemons View Post
    Dear Baby Jesus I loved Samuel L Jackson.
    He was great. It was a different kind of role for him.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    It was very popular with the blaeks in attendance.

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