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    Howard keeps it real by bringing his wife to Nobu

    as his date.
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    You mean his date who sleeps in a separate bedroom on vacation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    You mean his date who sleeps in a separate bedroom on vacation?
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    If your wife sleeping in a separate bed than you is not the biggest fuck you ever,I don't know what is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    If your wife sleeping in a separate bed than you is not the biggest fuck you ever,I don't know what is
    he said that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    You mean his date who sleeps in a separate bedroom on vacation?
    You noticed that too.....interesting. I wonder if he meant that to come out on the air.
    I've always thought they had separate bedrooms....lots of married couples do, especially if they've been married a long time.
    Howard and Beth are relative newlyweds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    You noticed that too.....interesting. I wonder if he meant that to come out on the air.
    I've always thought they had separate bedrooms....lots of married couples do, especially if they've been married a long time.
    Howard and Beth are relative newlyweds.
    probably has to do with his schedule...she isn't getting up at 4am to fix scrambled eggs

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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    probably has to do with his schedule...she isn't getting up at 4am to fix scrambled eggs
    Her eggs are already scrambled

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    Quote Originally Posted by fccstandards View Post
    he said that?
    I caught that too. He was discussing his lost luggage and looked for it in Beth's room. Another tell was he said "my apartment" while discussing the temporary cat, indicating the penthouse is really two separate residences. One for him and one for he whore/beard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DuckDong View Post
    Her eggs are already scrambled
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    Howards sausage is already linked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smartguy View Post
    I caught that too. He was discussing his lost luggage and looked for it in Beth's room. Another tell was he said "my apartment" while discussing the temporary cat, indicating the penthouse is really two separate residences. One for him and one for he whore/beard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smartguy View Post
    I caught that too. He was discussing his lost luggage and looked for it in Beth's room. Another tell was he said "my apartment" while discussing the temporary cat, indicating the penthouse is really two separate residences. One for him and one for he whore/beard.
    Right. While discussing his lost luggage.. Howard mentioned he was upset that they lost his Varvatos outfits, which he was looking forward to wearing on New Years Eve with Beth. Nice try... Howard spend New Years Eve alone; she was in Mexico by herself for two days.

    It is not a marriage at this point. It is a bitter, lonely pelican, and a cat-obsessed dipshit... who get together once a week to take pictures and then part ways.

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    Caught it too. Referred to her room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    probably has to do with his schedule...she isn't getting up at 4am to fix scrambled eggs
    She's just getting home at 4am

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    You mean his date who sleeps in a separate bedroom on vacation?
    separate bedrooms? didnt they have separate vacations?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake Dog View Post
    She's just getting home at 4am
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    I love how misleading Howard was when he talked about Cabo last week when he said Beth "revealed" that when girls go on vacation with a guy, they take dumps in the pool bathroom. Howard said, "When I go away, I get two bathrooms." - Uh, make that two suites.

    Back to Nobu, what exactly does it mean to "keep it real" by going on a dinner date with your spouse??

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    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    Beth only wished she had that body...She's a glorified soccer mom at this point. Who much like her "husband" can't get over the fact their better days are long gone.
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