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    When Howie's mother dies, he is going to be one big wreck

    She is the only woman he ever loved in his life. The reason he is obsessed with his ass cause she use to finger it for his temperate. I can see him going all Norman Bates and dressing up like her once she crooks

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    he's a coffin hopper for sure.
    Spare a kidney?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    She is the only woman he ever loved in his life. The reason he is obsessed with his ass cause she use to finger it for his temperate. I can see him going all Norman Bates and dressing up like her once she crooks
    Interesting thoughts..........

    He will unravel and start to hatch weirder more odd thoughts........

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    Howard will have a nervous breakdown. He'll go completely bat-shit crazy when she dies. He's never grown up. He's gone from one "Mommy" to the next. First his mother, then Alison and now Beth. He needs someone to hold his hand at all times.

    Remember how he reacted a few years ago when his mother came to his house in the Hamptons and she slipped on some steps? He said he cradled her in his arms and cried! Jeeze!---what a baby! She was just fine but Howard just couldn't and still can't think of the world without his mommy.
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    Whether it be Ben or Rae who goes first, this will be the first time in Howard's life that he will know real pain. Not even the pain of a divorce. Or losing a lawsuit. Or his dog dying. But the death of a parent.
    He has no idea how lucky he is to have had them in his life for so long, up to now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyanks View Post
    Whether it be Ben or Rae who go first, this will be the first time in Howard's life that he will no real pain. Not even the pain of a divorce. Or losing a lawsuit. Or his dog dying. But the death of a parent.
    He has no idea how lucky he is to have had them in his life for so long, up to now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by itpdude View Post
    Are you a mod?

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    haha - just saw that! thanks.
    And I'm not a mod. Are you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyanks View Post
    haha - just saw that! thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyanks View Post
    Whether it be Ben or Rae who goes first, this will be the first time in Howard's life that he will know real pain. Not even the pain of a divorce. Or losing a lawsuit. Or his dog dying. But the death of a parent.
    He has no idea how lucky he is to have had them in his life for so long, up to now.
    I'm pretty sure you have to like your parents for that to happen. Had Howard not been as successful they wouldn't even be speaking to each other. Money and fame glosses over a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyanks View Post
    Whether it be Ben or Rae who goes first, this will be the first time in Howard's life that he will know real pain. Not even the pain of a divorce. Or losing a lawsuit. Or his dog dying. But the death of a parent.
    He has no idea how lucky he is to have had them in his life for so long, up to now.
    so true.....he's led a charmed life. It's pretty incredible to have both parents at his age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    so true.....he's led a charmed life. It's pretty incredible to have both parents at his age.
    this. Having both parents that are almost 90 is amazing. Say what you want about Ray, she's kept Ben alive all these years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyanks View Post
    Whether it be Ben or Rae who goes first, this will be the first time in Howard's life that he will know real pain. Not even the pain of a divorce. Or losing a lawsuit. Or his dog dying. But the death of a parent.
    He has no idea how lucky he is to have had them in his life for so long, up to now.
    Nailed it!

    Yup, he will be DEVASTATED...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jyanks View Post
    Whether it be Ben or Rae who goes first, this will be the first time in Howard's life that he will know real pain. Not even the pain of a divorce. Or losing a lawsuit. Or his dog dying. But the death of a parent.
    He has no idea how lucky he is to have had them in his life for so long, up to now.

    So true....he's really been lucky in that regard. Everyone I know has lost one or both of their parents by the time they are Howard's age. He will be one big mess when one of them dies...though I agree with others about his mom...she was one crazy bitch when he was growing up.
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    possibly this year.... So many questions when it happens, How much time off? Will Blobbin go? How about the staff? What happens to the surviving parent?
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    Rea will live on and on as long as Hamptons draws breath........A real life Norman Bates there Boy-O........................
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    The real question is, will Beth attend the funeral or will she sprain her ankle again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    Rea will live on and on as long as Hamptons draws breath........A real life Norman Bates there Boy-O........................




    I think you meant Ray, sometimes misspelled Rae.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinman View Post




    I think you meant Ray, sometimes misspelled Rae.
    Negative......Down South, Ray...Dude, Rea..........Chick........And I'm pretty sure she pronounces hers Reee-Ah......
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    Negative......Down South, Ray...Dude, Rea..........Chick........
    Wanna bet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinman View Post
    Wanna bet?
    Uh, Yeah......Hers was the first I've seen in the male form.......
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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