Segway inventor creates weight loss device that sucks food through a port in stomach

[Schmoopy]

[2Manboobs]

Diet and exercise combined with portion control and a little self respect are all you need. I know my faults, and have been working on them.

Do I fail, yes. But I keep going. People who even consider this should just die before they cost our health system to rent cranes to lift them out of their houses.

An addicts mind works altogether differently... In most cases, obesity is a result of an addiction ... While I do agree that this method does nothing to get to the root problems of food addiction, at least it offers a solution to some

[tomtom]

Mustang bullets, they bounce off a Camaro.

[2Manboobs]

They have them in many major cities, you can rent them. They do tours on them and the technology is being used in many other things.

Moobs is saying it worked.

Disneyland gives daily tours of the park before they open.. transportation is provided via Segway

[2Manboobs]

but he said he's going to be an Adonis.

I think you misheard him.. I believe he was saying Atonis ... The first obese superhero

[Schmoopy]

Mustang bullets, they bounce off a Camaro.

The new Shelby GT500 has 80 more hp than the ZL1 and is a half a second faster 0-60 and in the 1/4 mile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tomtom]

The new Shelby GT500 has 80 more hp than the ZL1 and is a half a second faster 0-60 and in the 1/4 mile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't own it. As we stand now, my car is faster than yours. [/debate]

[Schmoopy]

You had to add nitrous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chwizas Girl]

Wrong! That was the man who bought the company, not the inventor

FAIL!!!

Segway guy, McCain, Romney, Zales, - schmoopdip hasn't been right about anything on this board since........well, ever.

ROR

[Schmoopy]

Segway guy, McCain, Romney, Zales, - schmoopdip hasn't been right about anything on this board since........well, ever.

ROR

[2Manboobs]

[Chwizas Girl]

Here's an article about the 9 year old girl who was murdered by the psycho you celebrated at SFN because he shot a Democrat and her collateral damage.

http://www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/1...n-debuts-today

:noror:

[Schmoopy]

[Schmoopy]

Here's an article about the 9 year old girl who was murdered by the psycho you celebrated at SFN because he shot a Democrat and her collateral damage.

http://www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/1...n-debuts-today

:noror:

Not cricking!

[AmishGirl]

Just go the old-fashioned route of bulimia.

[2Manboobs]

Just go the old-fashioned route of bulimia.

Vomiting's a hassle

[jackie the jerk]

" Eat anything you want, then remove some of it before it's digested"


Why not just eat what you want but just less of it

[2Manboobs]

" Eat anything you want, then remove some of it before it's digested"


Why not just eat what you want but just less of it

.

Then that wouldn't be eating what you want... Quantity is a substantial part of "eating what you want"...

[HeinousMark]

Might as well just "Binge And Purge" and save a lot of money and potential health problems. I have a 40yo niece who is morbidly obese, like AG kinda obese, due to a thyroid problem, and moreover from eating like a hawg. She went and got lap-band surgery about 2 years ago, and it has been an expensive and dangerous failure. Too tight, then too loose, back and forth, and some kinda infections, and generally Hellish, costly, and completely ineffective, and it put her life seriously in danger more than once.....

I'm a fat bastard, nowhere near AG or even BM status, but I'd love to be fit or even skinny. But, I enjoy consuming shitty substances, in unhealthy amounts, at unhealthy times, and I do not enjoy exercise, so I'm mostly resigned to my fate. I made myself miserable for decades by starving myself and torturous exercise, and it never made much impact on my life goals. I think that some day, science will find a way to metabolize fat into shit, via some chemical/medication, and that will be the miracle people have sought for thousands of years. Until then, it's gonna take discipline and suffering, or winning the genetics lottery, to stay healthy.

[JumboWop]