Wow 7 successful threads about me or by me on the front page. Whats my secret?

[eliasbboy]

can we keep all of this garbage in one thread?

You ever see a thread with stretch marks?

[eliasbboy]

the rancor a little too toned to be AG.

Chriza it is.

[face palm]

how many grand kids you have today fatty?
I'll wait for you to go back and check your last lies

[Hawk kneed]

No, it's because you are a gigantic, lying, disgusting, diseased, vile, morbidly obese, living in squalor, food stamp getting, pot dealing, cab driving, bad hygiene having, ass raping, vomit inducing train wreck.

This is going to be the time the message sinks in and Dan "gets it".

I just know it.

[Hawk kneed]

how is your fake daughter doing, Dan ?

[AnimalGod]

After hours and hours of research, using graphs, charts, and all kindsa officey looking shit, I think I discovered "the secret"!!!!!

It's MIND BLOWINGLY DEVIOUS AND CRAZY SMART! Only someone with the cunning and intellect and girth of AG could make it work, so when you read the secret DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

Here's the secret to having SEVEN threads about YOU on the front PAGE!!!

Bump the threads.

I let threads die all the time. I actually only post on these boards a couple of times a day. Yet if I glance at the front page my threads are still there with haters desperately trying to taste my balls. Hell I can't even post in one of my threads because I'm on ignore and it still is staying on the front page. Lets face facts bro you didn't do all those shops of me because I bump my threads you did them because I'm the most interesting person on these boards.

[Chiva]

If your woman sucks your balls half as long and hard as she does mine you must be a happy man.

I am very happy with her ball sucking, thanks for asking

[Chriza]

Also, ball sucking

[eliasbboy]

dan hasn't seen his balls in 30 years

maybe that's why he wants to put other people's balls in his ass.

[Cheri]

This is going to be the time the message sinks in and Dan "gets it".

I just know it.

[Oderus]

Also, ball sucking

And AIDS

[eliasbboy]

I let threads die all the time. I actually only post on these boards a couple of times a day. Yet if I glance at the front page my threads are still there with haters desperately trying to taste my balls. Hell I can't even post in one of my threads because I'm on ignore and it still is staying on the front page. Lets face facts bro you didn't do all those shops of me because I bump my threads you did them because I'm the most interesting person on these boards.

If I put my ear to my screen as I read your posts I can actually hear your pants strain.

[Hawk kneed]

pretty good upside-down handwriting skills

[AnimalGod]

how is your fake daughter doing, Dan ?

I will tell you what bro we will pick a reliable person that everyone trusts lets say dawg or monk and I will prove to them I have 3 kids and 2 grand kids. Someday you morons will learn not to doubt me. I am easily the most honest poster on Dawgs.

[Dream Theater]

[Cheri]

maybe that's why he wants to put other people's balls in his ass.

Ok, why is there a red rash towards where the end of the arrow is? Bad wiping? And he wants balls in his ass??? And who wrote that he wanted balls in his ass, on his ass?

[Ralph]

I let threads die all the time. I actually only post on these boards a couple of times a day. Yet if I glance at the front page my threads are still there with haters desperately trying to taste my balls. Hell I can't even post in one of my threads because I'm on ignore and it still is staying on the front page. Lets face facts bro you didn't do all those shops of me because I bump my threads you did them because I'm the most interesting person on these boards.

I asked my brother in law how my balls taste after I beat him in Xbox. My son overheard and reused the phrase. I had to scold him, but was laughing the whole time

[Hawk kneed]

I will tell you what bro we will pick a reliable person that everyone trusts lets say dawg or monk and I will prove to them I have 3 kids and 2 grand kids. Someday you morons will learn not to doubt me. I am easily the most honest poster on Dawgs.

[Chiva]

Ass rash. Say that 10 times really fast.

[AnimalGod]

I asked my brother in law how my balls taste after I beat him in Xbox. My son overheard and reused the phrase. I had to scold him, but was laughing the whole time

This is no joke if you google how do my balls taste on google one of my old threads on sfn shows up. I'm almost solely responsible for the popularization of the term.