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    Priorities of the Malone administration...

    John C. Malone





    1-Immediately institute regular ratings. Somehow someway make Stern face regular ratings books!

    2-Closely monitor Howards side marble thievery during the Siruis/XM day!




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    3- fire howard stern and hire someone who cares about his show and audience.
    Spare a kidney?

    RIP Bro-

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    i'm down with this plan.

    I would do 1 and 2 until Howard loses it, then lower the boom swiftly with #3.
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Get American customer service centers. Please!

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    If I were him I'd give Beth Stern her own show. Dawg Saloon would be a mad house with 40 page threads & awesome sound bites. I still laugh when I hear her try and say giftsctiptions.
    Twitter bully @Omerta440.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSFN View Post
    If I were him I'd give Beth Stern her own show. Dawg Saloon would be a mad house with 40 page threads & awesome sound bites. I still laugh when I hear her try and say giftsctiptions.

    imagine Howard trying to say it: Giftthripthionth
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    i'm down with this plan.

    I would do 1 and 2 until Howard loses it, then lower the boom swiftly with #3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    imagine Howard trying to say it: Giftthripthionth
    What is that phenomenon? He's been "Scrambling" S's and other things long before he got those fake choppers..................
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post

    why you
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    I'm pretty sure Malone doesn't even know who Howard Stern is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    What is that phenomenon? He's been "Scrambling" S's and other things long before he got those fake choppers..................

    he had a prior set of fake choppers for like 8 years. His dentitht thuckth.
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    John C. Malone





    1-Immediately institute regular ratings. Somehow someway make Stern face regular ratings books!

    2-Closely monitor Howards side marble thievery during the Siruis/XM day!



    Looks like after he finishes rocking Hamptons world he'll finish up with a "And what are you gonna' do about that, Boy-O?"
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    he had a prior set of fake choppers for like 8 years. His dentitht thuckth.
    The ones that were stubby and had the gaps?
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    What is that phenomenon? He's been "Scrambling" S's and other things long before he got those fake choppers..................
    I heard Stern say under-neeef (underneath) near the end of the Smoove interview. I'm wondering if it was Ebonics of tooth malfunction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    The ones that were stubby and had the gaps?




    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Priorities for John Malone:

    1 fuck with Howard stern.
    2-100 see #1
    The above is strictly my humble opinion.

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    Change the names of the channels to Wiggy100 & 101.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AGT Blows View Post
    Change the names of the channels to Wiggy100 & 101.

    oh man
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Please don't cock block me on Twitter

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    5 days a week.
    Apologize to subscribers.
    Bring back Artie and/or Jackie.
    Jettison dead weight: Lisa, Shuli, JD, Benji, possibly Fred and Robin. Book solid guests.
    Take over the Howard Stern website and fill with relevant content.
    Tie Howie's salary to listening and new subscribers/renewals.

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