John C. Malone
1-Immediately institute regular ratings. Somehow someway make Stern face regular ratings books!
2-Closely monitor Howards side marble thievery during the Siruis/XM day!
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John C. Malone
1-Immediately institute regular ratings. Somehow someway make Stern face regular ratings books!
2-Closely monitor Howards side marble thievery during the Siruis/XM day!
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3- fire howard stern and hire someone who cares about his show and audience.
Spare a kidney?
RIP Bro-
i'm down with this plan.
I would do 1 and 2 until Howard loses it, then lower the boom swiftly with #3.
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

Get American customer service centers. Please!
If I were him I'd give Beth Stern her own show. Dawg Saloon would be a mad house with 40 page threads & awesome sound bites. I still laugh when I hear her try and say giftsctiptions.
Twitter bully @Omerta440.
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
I'm pretty sure Malone doesn't even know who Howard Stern is
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
Priorities for John Malone:
1 fuck with Howard stern.
2-100 see #1
The above is strictly my humble opinion.
Change the names of the channels to Wiggy100 & 101.
Ich bin ein Tanz Narr
5 days a week.
Apologize to subscribers.
Bring back Artie and/or Jackie.
Jettison dead weight: Lisa, Shuli, JD, Benji, possibly Fred and Robin. Book solid guests.
Take over the Howard Stern website and fill with relevant content.
Tie Howie's salary to listening and new subscribers/renewals.
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