Howard & Beff went to Nobu at 5pm last night during the staff meeting...

[GaryPuppet]

If these assholes cant go to dinner at a regular time and wait for the doors to open,
keep your self entitled uber rich asses at home.

Fuckin nerve of wiggy!

[Anfkid]

knocking on the window to let them in while they're setting up tables and doing prep. fucking douche.

[Feltspot]

knocking on the window to let them in while they're setting up tables and doing prep. fucking douche.

What did he have to eat, scrambled eggs and ketchup along with lightly marinated duck feathers and frog clippings spread with a gentle roasted sparrow farts?

[GaryPuppet]

What did he have to eat, scrambled eggs and ketchup along with lightly marinated duck feathers and frog clippings spread with a gentle roasted sparrow farts?

No way! Remember a few months ago with he made fun of Booey for putting ketchup on his eggs?

"Who does that Gary?"


Howard is such a fuckin tool.

[Anfkid]

No way! Remember a few months ago with he made fun of Booey for putting ketchup on his eggs?

"Who does that Gary?"



Howard is such a fuckin tool.

ketchup on eggs is great especially if there's sausage and hash browns on the plate. he knows nothing living his snow globe life.

[Slappy]

They open at 5:45. He's such an asshole.

[Trophy Knife]

knocking on the window to let them in while they're setting up tables and doing prep. fucking douche.

Rubes. Dinner at 5 pm? The real Hamptonites must hold their noses around them.

[Bye You!]

ketchup on eggs is great especially if there's sausage and hash browns on the plate. he knows nothing living his snow globe life.

I used to feel bad for Wiggy, but now I laugh at how he is completely incapable of enjoying one single thing that his wonderfully lucky life has given him.

[AGT Blows]

You know his fish touched somebody's ass before going on his plate.

[monsoon]

All they eat is fish and veggies..They both must REEK. And fart paint peeling farts .Even Moose is using a public bathroom cuz she smell like putrefied and impacted vegetables and raw fish..And Howard has the added "old people" rotting smell as well......Add Moose' self-tanner dead people smell..


I wonder if the ever etiquette deprived Sterns' ever ask for a recipe to be slightly altered..So it's "special " for them....ever been with someone that did that ..Hi..I'll have your famous ***** but could you do it like this..



f-mutt

[GaryPuppet]

You know his fish touched somebody's ass before going on his plate.

^

Would love it if the kitchen "help" rubbed his fish all over their sweaty balls.

[Anfkid]

^

Would love it if the kitchen "help" rubbed his fish all over their sweaty balls.

ok someone find that clip of the kid from roadtrip returning the french toast

[GaryPuppet]

[AGT Blows]

Wiggy had the Crispy Smoked Salmon Foreskin Salad.

[Divorce Chicken]

Beth had to rush Howie home, masturbate him with a rubber glove, put him to bed so she could head downtown.

[PSU Shower Room]

Beth had to rush Howie home, masturbate him with a rubber glove, put him to bed so she could head downtown.

that's much closer to the truth than the version we get.

[Anfkid]

^

Would love it if the kitchen "help" rubbed his fish all over their sweaty balls.

[Dick Gozinya]

You know his fish touched somebody's ass before going on his plate.

Beth had to rush Howie home, masturbate him with a rubber glove, put him to bed so she could head downtown.

[GaryPuppet]

Please, please let this happen to Howard!

[isabella]

Rubes. Dinner at 5 pm? The real Hamptonites must hold their noses around them.

the "real haaaaaamptonites" are gone...replaced by the vulgar nouveau riche entertainment clique. there was a time when living in the haaaaaamptons denoted class and exclusivity. now all you need is money....even the ill-gotten kind is welcomed. elegance and taste is dead.