Howard & Beff went to Nobu at 5pm last night during the staff meeting...

**GaryPuppet** · 01-09-2013, 10:47 AM

If these assholes cant go to dinner at a regular time and wait for the doors to open,
keep your self entitled uber rich asses at home.

Fuckin nerve of wiggy!

**Anfkid** · 01-09-2013, 10:57 AM

knocking on the window to let them in while they're setting up tables and doing prep. fucking douche.

**Feltspot** · 01-09-2013, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by Anfkid

knocking on the window to let them in while they're setting up tables and doing prep. fucking douche.

What did he have to eat, scrambled eggs and ketchup along with lightly marinated duck feathers and frog clippings spread with a gentle roasted sparrow farts?

**GaryPuppet** · 01-09-2013, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by Feltspot

What did he have to eat, scrambled eggs and ketchup along with lightly marinated duck feathers and frog clippings spread with a gentle roasted sparrow farts?

No way! Remember a few months ago with he made fun of Booey for putting ketchup on his eggs?

"Who does that Gary?"

Howard is such a fuckin tool.

**Anfkid** · 01-09-2013, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by GaryPuppet

No way! Remember a few months ago with he made fun of Booey for putting ketchup on his eggs?

"Who does that Gary?"

Howard is such a fuckin tool.

ketchup on eggs is great especially if there's sausage and hash browns on the plate. he knows nothing living his snow globe life.

**Bye You!** · 01-09-2013, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Anfkid

ketchup on eggs is great especially if there's sausage and hash browns on the plate. he knows nothing living his snow globe life.

I used to feel bad for Wiggy, but now I laugh at how he is completely incapable of enjoying one single thing that his wonderfully lucky life has given him.

**sfgirl** · 01-09-2013, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by Feltspot

What did he have to eat, scrambled eggs and ketchup along with lightly marinated duck feathers and frog clippings spread with a gentle roasted sparrow farts?

Very good!

**Trophy Knife** · 01-09-2013, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by Anfkid

knocking on the window to let them in while they're setting up tables and doing prep. fucking douche.

Rubes. Dinner at 5 pm? The real Hamptonites must hold their noses around them.

**isabella** · 01-09-2013, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Trophy Knife

Rubes. Dinner at 5 pm? The real Hamptonites must hold their noses around them.

the "real haaaaaamptonites" are gone...replaced by the vulgar nouveau riche entertainment clique. there was a time when living in the haaaaaamptons denoted class and exclusivity. now all you need is money....even the ill-gotten kind is welcomed. elegance and taste is dead.

**SouthernListen** · 01-09-2013, 03:24 PM

Just get it take-out. I'm sure they have a special window for those orders.

**Slappy** · 01-09-2013, 11:10 AM

They open at 5:45. He's such an asshole.

**AGT Blows** · 01-09-2013, 11:38 AM

You know his fish touched somebody's ass before going on his plate.

**GaryPuppet** · 01-09-2013, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by AGT Blows

You know his fish touched somebody's ass before going on his plate.

^

Would love it if the kitchen "help" rubbed his fish all over their sweaty balls.

**Anfkid** · 01-09-2013, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by GaryPuppet

^

Would love it if the kitchen "help" rubbed his fish all over their sweaty balls.

ok someone find that clip of the kid from roadtrip returning the french toast

**Anfkid** · 01-09-2013, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by GaryPuppet

^

Would love it if the kitchen "help" rubbed his fish all over their sweaty balls.

**GaryPuppet** · 01-09-2013, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Anfkid

Please, please let this happen to Howard!

**monsoon** · 01-09-2013, 11:39 AM

All they eat is fish and veggies..They both must REEK. And fart paint peeling farts .Even Moose is using a public bathroom cuz she smell like putrefied and impacted vegetables and raw fish..And Howard has the added "old people" rotting smell as well......Add Moose' self-tanner dead people smell..

I wonder if the ever etiquette deprived Sterns' ever ask for a recipe to be slightly altered..So it's "special " for them....ever been with someone that did that ..Hi..I'll have your famous ***** but could you do it like this..

f-mutt

**smichal** · 01-09-2013, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by monsoon

All they eat is fish and veggies..They both must REEK. And fart paint peeling farts .Even Moose is using a public bathroom cuz she smell like putrefied and impacted vegetables and raw fish..And Howard has the added "old people" rotting smell as well......Add Moose' self-tanner dead people smell..

I wonder if the ever etiquette deprived Sterns' ever ask for a recipe to be slightly altered..So it's "special " for them....ever been with someone that did that ..Hi..I'll have your famous ***** but could you do it like this..

f-mutt

I bet you are right