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  1. 01-09-2013, 08:48 AM #1
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    My Mom fucked me

    See this?







    She bought me a fucking 12-pack of them

    A

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    PACK



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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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  2. 01-09-2013, 08:48 AM #2
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    I want to fuck young boys
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    What can I say? I love massive loads.
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    She's trying to give you a heart attack and figures this will be cheaper than taking you out for meals.
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    Those are gross..

    English Muffins > Croissants
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    Eat them all at one sitting, that will show her!
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    all seriousness, your mom still buys you food?
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  8. 01-09-2013, 08:51 AM #8
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    She must've been really drunk and you must've kept your Transformers hat on.
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  9. 01-09-2013, 08:52 AM #9
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    My mom's dead - be thankful
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  10. 01-09-2013, 08:53 AM #10
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    Would hit. Lol Chrizer.

    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!
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    Those things are pretty good for micro-breakfast.....
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  12. 01-09-2013, 08:55 AM #12
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    I knew she blew you.















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    My Mom bought me food too, she sent me bacon wrapped filets from Kansas City steaks for XMAS!

    Then I proceeded to have a little fun with the dry ice it was packed in too.

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    fuck off, HAL
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  14. 01-09-2013, 08:56 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Would hit. Lol Chrizer.

    Oh my yes.
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  15. 01-09-2013, 08:57 AM #15
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    This is bullshit
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Who is that curvy creature?
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