3 hour creative meeting

[Nemo]

Wiggy trying to impress his new daddy...Mr Malone!

[Mr Vengeance]

I'm sure they were being very creative....

"Ok, so which one of the staff want to start a fight with each other over something mundane, so we can fill programming next week?"

[Nemo]

I'm sure they were being very creative....

"Ok, so which one of the staff want to start a fight with each other over something mundane, so we can fill programming next week?"

yes.......free staff filler....

[HowieStearn]

they should create fewer boring shitty psychiatrist wanna-be interviews

[Beth143nacho]

They have to find creative ways to:

a. screw Sirius out of more mmoney
b. Explain why upcoming ratings numbers are far lower than Howard has been raggig aabou t
c. Figure out how toget out of owing Dan $1 mmillion
d. Crowbar more Beth into the show
e. Pay employees less

[AcquiringSignal]

How about we put medicated Pete in a kissing booth?

Didn't we do that on Monday?

I don't know I wasn't listening.

[Wesmantooth]

god where to even begin w this one

[Bye You!]

god where to even begin w this one

seriously. did it ever really happen?

[Wesmantooth]

seriously. did it ever really happen?

lets just all agree that a mtg occurred but nothing remotely creative took place

[Yeahnolisten]

"Howard, some of the whack packers have been demanding more than the 15 cents you pay them to appear to fill your show with scripted crap"

"Ok, scour youtube so I can claim I made the video viral without giving credit(or more importanly, money) to any of the participants"

[Douchebag 007]

please post a clip of this ridiculousness

[harlock]

They must create something out of nothing. Kind of impressive

[Benjamen]

This suspicious renewed interest in the show that Howard and the staff now have comes off as desperate, inauthentic and embarrassing. How misguided of them to think that they could coast for years on the fumes of doctored Tradio calls and Internet clips of news reporters accidentally saying the wrong word, then suddenly put in the job's required effort, and have it be just like the good old days again. They're out of practice, unsure of the Howard Stern Show brand (Can we make gay jokes again? Celebrity jokes? Black jokes? Can we use the N word???), and seemingly accepting any effort to be funny as good enough for airtime.

In the past six weeks or so, we've gotten:

New Bits and songs. Sandusky Claus. "Old Man Ronnie Style." Medicated Pete's kissing booth. All belabored and unfunny.

New bumpers. Staffers -- instead of celebrities -- now doing bumpers, poorly. Last week it was Lisa G reading a script about how wacky she is for believing she has D cups. Then Ronnie read one about how seniors can still have fun. Sal did one this week about not letting your kids watch piss porn. And they have a series now where announcers describe the Howard Stern show in Spanish, which seems like a rehash of a really funny '90s bit where Howard played a clip of a Chinese radio show ripping off his own.

And, most glaringly:
New scripted monologues. Each line delivered as though Howard's reading it for the first time, and punctuated with Howard's own laugh when he actually gets the joke. Robin still isn't sure when he's reading punchlines, and tramples accordingly. Howard has the showmanship of an elementary school kid doing a book report in front of the class -- not that the shitty material would be any better in the hands of someone more capable ...

[FSFN]

That's great, how do you do that?

[Benjamen]

That's great, how do you do that?

Thanks, I made a series of them one night in Photoshop. I've been meaning to start a thread with them, and a link to the files so people can make their own. I love seeing Johnny slay Ed with Howard's monologue bombs.

[JustAddWater]

They must create something out of nothing. Kind of impressive

The most I laughed today was Richard's phony call with sound bites of Riley cooking a Turkey.

[Nemo]

They must create something out of nothing. Kind of impressive

you are right.
-Fill the show and the channels with stuff that doesn't cost Howard money.
-HOWARDTV first...radio audience..fuck them!
-Helping Howards 'Q' rating is ALL that matters.
-AGT-AGT-AGT-AGT!!!!!

[harlock]

you are right.
-Fill the show and the channels with stuff that doesn't cost Howard money.
-HOWARDTV first...radio audience..fuck them!
-Helping Howards 'Q' rating is ALL that matters.
-AGT-AGT-AGT-AGT!!!!!

His Q rating? Queer rating? That would be really high IMO.

[Bye You!]

His Q rating? Queer rating? That would be really high IMO.

His F rating is off the charts.

[wigtropolis]

lulz, meeting, brainstorm, shitstorm, lulz