"INCOMPETENT: Subdued Mark Shaw Faces Judge"

[Nemo]

I know, that really pissed me off. She's incredibly wealthy and could have sent him to any specialist she wanted. Wiggy's a total idiot.

The internet has really exposed stern.....the guy lies about everything!

[P-B]

it bigfoot was able to kill someone with the sword while screaming Sterns name would Howard play all 5,000 news clips about it?

I read that in Mark Shaw Jr's voice.

[Nemo]

[IlluminatiJones]

I wish it was Mark Harris facing a judge.

Building a legless woman a disco must be some sort of crime.

[MrWarmth]

"I went to Baden Baden with Dahveed"

[MyLazyHand]

How could someone appear in court looking like that?! And hey, there's Bigfoot next to her/it!


Seriously, is that a transvestite public defender in a puffy sweater arguing that there's something wrong with Bigfoot?

[Rufus Teefus]

"I'm innocent your Honor, it is"

[MrWarmth]

"YOU'RE out of order, it is! This whole COURT is out of order, it is!......"

[MyLazyHand]

Your honor, I wore this ridiculous sweater because this town doesn't have a One Hour Dry Cleaner.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

"YOU'RE out of order, it is! This whole COURT is out of order, it is!......"

GREAT ASS! It is!

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

Your honor, I wore this ridiculous sweater because this town doesn't have a One Hour Dry Cleaner.

"What's a, "Yute"?

[MrWarmth]

"The prosecution is not gonna get me today, it is! I'M gonna get me today, it is!"

[MyLazyHand]

Any truth to the rumor that Artie was holed up with Bigfoot just stabbing away at their problems?

[ohmicah]

I hope Fred plays the (FAKE) call where bigfoot wants to rape his neighbor because her cat comes in his yard....

That person is Sal's aunt and most of the material is Sal talking in Big Foot's ear.

[ohmicah]

I only live about an hour from there. I missed the local TV news broadcasts last night, I'll check the websites and see if they covered his court appearance.

I'm surprised the Newport paper covered this. They didn't bother covering his October lawsuit against the landlord.

The TV stations aren't going to bother with this story.

[Beth143nacho]

I hope Fred plays the (FAKE) call where bigfoot wants to rape his neighbor because her cat comes in his yard....

But Bigfoot lives in an apartment.. Apartments don't have yards.


Lol this story has everything, a big, out of control lunatic, swords, a taser, action, fire...

I must say, I didn't expect the sword at all... Lol, who owns a sword?

[Beth143nacho]

Current Wack Packers

• "Ass Napkin Ed" - a caller, and guest, who claimed: to be schizophrenic; to have an alcohol problem; to wear a napkin between his butt cheeks; to be "pansexual." Played and won a "Bigfoot Game", in which he was required to guess whether Bigfoot knew the answer to questions. 2007.^[10]

• Lester "Beetlejuice" Green - a dwarf, about 4 ft 3 in (1.30 m) tall^[11] with microcephaly.^[12]

• Mark "Bigfoot" Shaw Jr.^[13] (Next Top Wack Packer 2006^[7]) A "shockingly tall" man, Bigfoot says "it is" quite frequently. His legal troubles back home in Vermont are fodder for his "graphic stories about his time in prison."^[14]

• "Bobo the Businessman"

• "Crackhead Bob", said "I am thorry", a frequently played soundbite.^[15] He is known for his unusual speech patterns which are a result of several drug induced strokes he suffered in the 1980s.^[16] He hasn't appeared on the Howard Stern since 2000.^{[citation needed]}

• "Crazy Alice"

• Daniel Carver

• "Debbie the Pet Lady"

• Eric "the Midget" Lynch (aka Eric the Actor)

• "High Pitch Eric" Bleaman - High Pitch Eric. Rolling Stone wrote: "Born with an unusually high-pitched voice, Eric will pretty much do anything to get on the air - he'll happily let Stern's team measure his bowel movements or dress up like a whore. Howard is fascinated by Eric's impoverished lifestyle, gluttony and constant schemes to use his minimal fame to get free stuff.^[17]

• Fred "the Elephant Boy" Schreiber - A longtime member of the Wack Pack. "Fred has a severe speech impediment and a history of sex with other men. That's more than enough to earn him hundreds of hours on the air over the past 25 years," according to Rolling Stone.^[18]

• "Gary the Retard" Loudermilk^[1] - Described by Rolling Stone as a "regular caller" who is "interested in pornography". He dated Wendy the Retard once at a bowling alley and found that they were "compatible." Howard said he set them up because they had the same last name."^[19]

• "Hillbilly Jack" Rushman - Next Top Wack Packer 2010.^[8]

• "Jeff the Drunk" Curro.

• "John the Stutterer"

• "Junior the Farter"^[1]

• "Mariann from Brooklyn". Trademarked 2003.^[20] Describes herself as "Howard's biggest fan".^[21]

• Riley Martin

• Siobhan (Siobhan Meow) ("shiv-VAHN") - According to Lucaire, "the gay male, transsexual 'wannabe' guest on the Stern show in the late 1980s and early 1990s who dressed in women's clothes and was always about to have a transsexual operation."^[22] A cat collector, artist^[23] and squatter whose building Howard helped save.^[24] Appeared in Howard's counter-Super Bowl halftime show "The Stupid Bowl" in 2007.^[25]

• Suzanne "Underdog Lady" Muldowney

• "Wendy the Retard". Described by Rolling Stone as a regular caller who likes to share her songs; dated "Gary the Retard" once at a bowling alley and discovered that they were quite compatible. Howard said he set them up because they had the same last name.^[19]

• Roger "Yucko the Clown" Black^[1][26]

Living former Wack Packers

A number of Wack Packers are no longer featured on the Stern show.

• Elliot Offen (banned from Stern Show premises for threatening people and inappropriate conduct)
• Nicole Bass
• Vinnie Mazzeo Jr.
• "Slow Adam"
• "Miss Howard Stern" #1 (2002) (Andrea Ownbey).^[1][26]

Deceased Wack Packers

• Celestine
• Lynn "Clef Palette" Zimmerman^[27] Remembered in the Dallas Morning News Year in Review 2006.^[28]
• Matthew "Big Foot" McGrory (first appearance: 1996)
• "Blue Iris"
• Hank "The Angry Drunken Dwarf" Nasiff
• Irene "The Leather Weather Lady" De Cook^{[citation needed]}
• Kenneth Keith Kallenbach Released American Icon video in 2007.^[29] Died April 2008 in police custody.^[30][31][32]
• "Ted The Janitor"^[26]

[ohmicah]

Court records state that Maria Stricker from the Community Rehabilitation Program...

In his commitment papers, she is described as "Marcia Sticker, a gifted councilor...". Her correct name is Marcia. She has been working against the whole Wackpack deal from the get go and thinks I'm among the worst humans ever for putting 20-25k in his pocket and giving him fame.


Big Foot called me from the looney bin a couple of days ago asking if he could live with me. He can get out as soon as he finds a place to live. The last time I let him live with me he sued me for Exploitation and Neglect, so I passed on this opportunity.

[ohmicah]

That crazy fuckers lucky he didn't get shot. Those cops showed a lot of restraint

The cops did shoot a friend of Big Foot's about 15 years ago. The guy wouldn't put down his gun when instructed and they shot him. Many think it was suicide by cop. Big Foot told me he cried when that happened.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

The cops did shoot a friend of Big Foot's about 15 years ago. The guy wouldn't put down his gun when instructed and they shot him. Many think it was suicide by cop. Big Foot told me he cried when that happened.

Ah fuck 'em. I woulda shot the crazy bastid...