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    Will Shuli eventually kill himself?

    Obviously his comedy "career" will never go anywhere. When he is 50 and is still a failure, will he kill himself like Richard Jeni? Basically, I don't see how he gets from his current age (40s?) to retirement alive. You can't do Ronnie Mund block parties for another 20 years. What the hell do you do if you're him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuk View Post
    Obviously his comedy "career" will never go anywhere. When he is 50 and is still a failure, will he kill himself like Richard Jeni? Basically, I don't see how he gets from his current age (40s?) to retirement alive. You can't do Ronnie Mund block parties for another 20 years. What the hell do you do if you're him?
    Be an assistant to Paul Reiser?


    He can be a parasite to his ballsack, he seems to have a taste for unfunny irrelevant jew scrotum skin

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuk View Post
    Obviously his comedy "career" will never go anywhere. When he is 50 and is still a failure, will he kill himself like Richard Jeni? Basically, I don't see how he gets from his current age (40s?) to retirement alive. You can't do Ronnie Mund block parties for another 20 years. What the hell do you do if you're him?
    Please, suicide is not something to joke about. That being said, I hope he contracts a vicious incurable illness and dies a slow painful death.. or gets hit by a train.

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    His shows out here are both sold out. It can go a few years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny B View Post
    Please, suicide is not something to joke about. That being said, I hope he contracts a vicious incurable illness and dies a slow painful death.. or gets hit by a train.
    I'm not joking at all. I really think he will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markijuano View Post
    His shows out here are both sold out. It can go a few years
    Right, but that isn't my question. My question is 10-20 years down the road. Will Shuli still be a "comedian" in 10 years? I think that's what happened to Jeni. He had some level of success, but then he realized he would never be anything.

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    He can move back to Israel and be a rocket-catcher. They make a lot of sheckles over there.

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    Forget "eventually", I'm hoping he does it over the weekend so he can't ruin the Jay Thomas show next week.

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    Shuli should be assigned to guard a US embassy in the MidEast.

    Who else has more experience with a disappointed crowd?

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    Cristina Palumbo from the Jay Thomas show posted a FB video of him and his mother on stage recently. I never wanted to punch an old lady in the face before, but I do now.

    I have no doubt that Howard will retire from radio when his contract ends. He's proving that he's no longer relevant on TV either. So when Howard hangs it up, Shuli will be screwed more than anybody. Lets see him trying to eke out a living when he's opening up for nobodies in Poughkeepsie.
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    Come on, guys - Shuli is the Headliner!
    My comments are based on my opinion only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuk View Post
    Right, but that isn't my question. My question is 10-20 years down the road. Will Shuli still be a "comedian" in 10 years? I think that's what happened to Jeni. He had some level of success, but then he realized he would never be anything.
    ...is filling up a pub in san diego a sign of success tho really? if you cant fill up a room in sandy eggo thats the time do acknowledge its the end.

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    In ten years, Shuli will be selling used cars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AGT Blows View Post
    In ten years, Shuli will be selling stealing used cars.
    Fixed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AGT Blows View Post
    In ten years, Shuli will be selling stealing living in used cars.
    Fixed again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fletchman71 View Post
    He can move back to Israel and be a rocket-catcher. They make a lot of sheckles over there.

    No he would just become a settler and take over some Palestinians house/land and then call them terrorists

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    Please, suicide is not something to joke about.
    Exactly. Isreali not funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IHateHoward2 View Post
    Exactly. Isreali not funny.
    i see what you did there. he really isn't. i'd rather sit through a bar mitzvah.

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