Since youve become of age, whats the longest youve gone w/o having sexual intercourse

[PI Nate]

Mexicans bang like rabbits.

Who doesnt, if they can?

[Popeye Saavedra]

Who doesnt, if they can?

Not Schmoopy.

[2Manboobs]

I got a blow job in a port-o-potty from some Polish army chick, but didn't stick my dick in any vag the entire time. I'm sure I could have, but didn't want to cheat on my girlfriend at the time.

You cheated by getting the BJ in a Port-O-Potty.... If you would have done it in the back-seat of a car, it wouldn't have counted

[La Flama Blanca]

app. 8 months

At 18 I went into the USAF and stationed in Alaska. It was tough going up there at first, but got easier as I got settled in.
Bottom line is, Alaska is a tough place for a guy to get laid. Unless your Mario.

[Ridic Too]

I think a blow job is cheating.

I am sure my girlfriend at the time would agree with you which is why I had the courtesy to not tell her.

[HeinousMark]

app. 8 months

At 18 I went into the USAF and stationed in Alaska. It was tough going up there at first, but got easier as I got settled in.
Bottom line is, Alaska is a tough place for a guy to get laid. Unless your Mario.

I thought Alaska might be an interesting place to live until I found out it's got like a 12 to 1 male/female ratio......

My own "dry spells" shall not be quantified, but suffice it to say I am utterly repugnant to the female genre, inside out, and I refuse to even try to fuck fat gross bitches, or males, so there ya go....