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    I can't remember if my last boyfriend was 2 or 3 years ago.

    You know, it's the oddest thing - I was just thinking, who are all the men I've had sex with - Okay, Thomas, Erkki, David -- but SHOOT wasn't there someone else? I mean, I keep thinking that I'm forgetting someone. BIZARRE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaw_belize View Post
    felt the same


    you sound like a fag

    I think you just have a chronically numb pecker from all that beating off .. There is no way you can say your chicks gash feels the same 3 weeks after squeezing out a kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmishGirl View Post
    I can't remember if my last boyfriend was 2 or 3 years ago.

    You know, it's the oddest thing - I was just thinking, who are all the men I've had sex with - Okay, Thomas, Erkki, David -- but SHOOT wasn't there someone else? I mean, I keep thinking that I'm forgetting someone. BIZARRE.

    How many people have you had sex with, all together ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    3 years.

    Your knob's gotta have a mirror-like finish after 3 years of wax-on/wax-off'ng

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    10 months

    Iraq


    No secret, backroom whoooores in Iraq???

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmishGirl View Post
    I can't remember if my last boyfriend was 2 or 3 years ago.

    You know, it's the oddest thing - I was just thinking, who are all the men I've had sex with - Okay, Thomas, Erkki, David -- but SHOOT wasn't there someone else? I mean, I keep thinking that I'm forgetting someone. BIZARRE.
    Ok, now list the girls, for the love of Christ please list the girls youve had sex with

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Ok, now list the girls, for the love of Christ please list the girls youve had sex with
    LOL. None, sorry. Never even kissed a girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    No secret, backroom whoooores in Iraq???
    Baghdad ain't Saigon, none of them humus stinking skanks are going to love our boys long time

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmishGirl View Post
    LOL. None, sorry. Never even kissed a girl.
    Shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    How many people have you had sex with, all together ??
    Three - Thomas, Erkki, David.

    I think the reason why I'm getting confused about the # is there was a guy I was madly in love with who would always go so-far but never "seal the deal." What would that be, three and a half?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Baghdad ain't Saigon, none of them humus stinking skanks are going to love our boys long time
    Now that's a true tragedy ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by AmishGirl View Post
    Three - Thomas, Erkki, David.

    I think the reason why I'm getting confused about the # is there was a guy I was madly in love with who would always go so-far but never "seal the deal." What would that be, three and a half?
    No penetration, no count

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmishGirl View Post
    Three - Thomas, Erkki, David.

    I think the reason why I'm getting confused about the # is there was a guy I was madly in love with who would always go so-far but never "seal the deal." What would that be, three and a half?
    So, you never spent the night at a girlfriends house and the two of you explored in a way that seemed wrong but felt good?

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    Erkki, what nationality is this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    So, you never spent the night at a girlfriends house and the two of you explored in a way that seemed wrong but felt good?
    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk kneed View Post
    Erkki, what nationality is this?
    Finnish. My ex-husband.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk kneed View Post
    Erkki, what nationality is this?
    I bet it's a form of ezeekial

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmishGirl View Post
    No.
    Son of a bitch! I'm Rollin snake eyes wit you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Son of a bitch! I'm Rollin snake eyes wit you!
    Rollin snake eyes? I am way out of my depth in this thread ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmishGirl View Post
    Rollin snake eyes? I am way out of my depth in this thread ....
    Wow! If you don't get that refrence I was way barking up the wrong tree.

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