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  • Id rather hAL toss my salad in front of best friends

    6 75.00%
  • I want a deep dildo in my ass from FTM on pay per view with mom watchinh

    2 25.00%
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    Would you rather?: HAL vs FTM ( dead kuckin srs) (homo unaviodable

    Would you rather have HAL toss your salad for 10 minutes in front of two of your best friends...........

    Or have Ftm bang you up the keister with a strap on on youtude and your mom has to watch


    think about it

    neither not an ansewer

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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    good questions splashlog, thought evoking
    I'm telling Carl!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Make a call dummy

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    who is Hal
    I'm telling Carl!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdwhatever View Post
    good questions splashlog, thought evoking

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    splash must have been contemplating this
    The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
    There are birds out on the sidewalk
    And a valet at the door

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdwhatever View Post
    who is Hal
    Super sexy canadian chick

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    gotta go with my boy HAL and a jar of grape jelly
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    I would chose the dildo
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/signaturepics/sigpic1091_7.gif

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    I don't have 2 friends so I guess I'm FTM by default.

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    where's the [pole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckZ View Post
    splash must have been contemplating this
    Ok, sure there are reasons but just answer the fucking question

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    Quote Originally Posted by deidler View Post
    I don't have 2 friends so I guess I'm FTM by default.
    Thats sad bro


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    Quote Originally Posted by BudBudha View Post
    where's the [pole?
    Strapped onto FTM
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BudBudha View Post
    where's the [pole?
    Good idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdwhatever View Post
    who is Hal
    Kind of a lovable chubby guy who is sometimes funny. Looks like the offspring of Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill.

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    How great would it be to dig up mom and make her watch
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    HAL. It's worse for him than for me.

    But wait, would I be on my back, legs up in the air? Or bent over?

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