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  1. 01-10-2013, 04:01 PM #821
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    i sure hope that cat's bunghole is ok
    The only pussy he gets is his pussy's bunghole.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.
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  2. 01-10-2013, 04:04 PM #822
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    He does get me mixed up thinking I work for Microsoft. I'm afraid dave wants to blow me.
    That's weird he's already blown all kinds of Microsoft employees
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  3. 01-10-2013, 04:06 PM #823
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    That's weird he's already blown all kinds of Microsoft employees
    The company is very gay friendly.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.
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  4. 01-10-2013, 04:08 PM #824
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    The company is very gay friendly.
    He's prolly lobbying for a job since he got fired from his boat
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  5. 01-10-2013, 04:24 PM #825
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    He does get me mixed up thinking I work for Microsoft. I'm afraid dave wants to blow me.
    No, stupid.

    You work for Cisco, and travel approximately 10% of the time. Your wife also works for Cisco, and she travels about 90% of the time.

    While she's on the road, she's busy sucking off all the Executives at Microsoft, so that Cisco can continue to gain business. Tomtom already told us all about it.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.
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  6. 01-10-2013, 04:26 PM #826
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    No, stupid.

    You work for Cisco, and travel approximately 10% of the time. Your wife also works for Cisco, and she travels about 90% of the time.

    While she's on the road, she's busy sucking off all the Executives at Microsoft, so that Cisco can continue to gain business. Tomtom already told us all about it.
    You can't hide your broke ass jealousy
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  7. 01-10-2013, 04:28 PM #827
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    You can't hide your broke ass jealousy
    If I was married, I'd actually prefer that my wife NOT suck off the Microsoft executives.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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  8. 01-10-2013, 04:30 PM #828
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    If I was married, I'd actually prefer that my wife NOT suck off the Microsoft executives.
    You're not married because your broke ass wants to suck off Microsoft executives
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  9. 01-10-2013, 04:31 PM #829
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    You're not married because your broke ass wants to suck off Microsoft executives
    WTF is wrong with you?
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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  10. 01-10-2013, 04:32 PM #830
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    WTF is wrong with you?
    Just trying to help Dave
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  11. 01-10-2013, 04:34 PM #831
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    a comma makes soooo much difference in that statement
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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    maybe
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  13. 01-10-2013, 05:36 PM #833
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    Just had another school shooting out here in Bakersfield, CA.
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  14. 01-10-2013, 05:42 PM #834
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Just had another school shooting out here in Bakersfield, CA.
    dave aspires to be a school janitor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Just had another school shooting out here in Bakersfield, CA.
    Impossible. The gun laws of California are some of the strictest in the United States.
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    plus, it's illegal to take a gun onto school property.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Just had another school shooting out here in Bakersfield, CA.
    it ain't on Drudge
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  18. 01-10-2013, 05:45 PM #838
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Just had another school shooting out here in Bakersfield, CA.

    outlaw children and schools.



    cling to your guns.
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    i agree. outlaw government schools.
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    "That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there."
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