What The Eff Is A "Belly Itcher"?

[eliasbboy]

This thread seems like an obvious way for you to brag about mountain biking

That's a good point. I was just sitting here for the last few hours counting all my household cash (I only bring home hundreds) and winding my collection of vintage Rolex watches and decided to pull up this forum on my iPad mini. The print was a bit too small so I switched to my other leather couch where I keep one of my iPad 3's and then I was able to read your witty comment with better clarity. Especially since I just has laser eye surgery so I won't need to worry about my contacts when I go snow boarding in Aspen later this month.

[eliasbboy]

I was at the dealership in Maui getting my Porsche detailed before a hot date with Kate Upton when I suddenly thought to myself, "Magnets....How the fuck do they work?"

Cock sucking ninja faster typer guy.

[Atomic Wedgie]

Cuz when I mountain bike I do nothing but think and reflect upon my life and the many journeys it's taken me upon. I hadn't thought about playing Little League for many years when all of a sudden I was ten years old sitting in the dugout yelling at Marc Harrier that he was a belly itcher. And it occured to me that I didn't really know what a belly itcher was...and why was that? I'd hurled the insult at dozens of ball players hundreds of times. The mountain bike is merely the vessel upon which I may reflect and become more self aware of any issues I may have had in my life.

Plus my mountain bike is reallllly expensive and kicks ass, and my calves are pretty shapely now.

[MatthewT]

"we want a batter, not a broken ladder"

[Ralph]

I'll ask Obama what a belly itcher is when I talk to him later

You guys meeting at KFC?

[Atomic Wedgie]

You're all just deflecting cuz you don't know the answer.

[GHP]

You guys meeting at KFC?

We had Popeye's he likes the biscuits

He says a Belly Itcher is someone who scratches his stomach rather than throw the fucking ball

Hence, they want someone who will pitch the ball, not stand around scratching his belly

[Capn Crud]

"we want a batter, not a broken ladder"

Im sitting on be toilet thinking that a broken ladder strikes out every time.

[wigtropolis]

I've been thinking about buying a mountain bike today,you know, so I can be more like atomic wedgie