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    What The Eff Is A "Belly Itcher"?

    When I was a wee lad and playing Little League baseball we'd chant "We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher!!!" while the opposing pitcher was on the mound. I was mountain biking the other night and it occured to me, what the fuck is a "belly itcher"? Seems like a prelly lame put down.

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    This thread seems like an obvious way for you to brag about mountain biking
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    clearly, it's something less desirable than a pitcher
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    yea seriously brah, why you have to mention you mountain biking?

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    I agree with Chriza, what is up with all the mountain biking boasting.

    Do you think you are better than me?

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    Wow we're all SO impressed that you ride mountain bikes
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    "On my way to the gym" i had a thought.

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    i too have a mountain bike
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    Quote Originally Posted by Babs View Post
    "On my way to the gym" i had a thought.
    i too have a gym
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    Why not just say when you were running for President of the United States instead of mountain biking
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    The other day I was fucking Kaley Cuoco and I thought "what the hell IS Goofy, anyway?"
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    can't be a dog; Pluto's a dog
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    While I was hang gliding it occured to me gravity is a bitch.

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    A fat guy who stands around scratching his belly.

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    i too have gravity
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    I'll ask Obama what a belly itcher is when I talk to him later
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    I was at the dealership in Maui getting my Porsche detailed before a hot date with Kate Upton when I suddenly thought to myself, "Magnets....How the fuck do they work?"
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    I was at the dealership in Maui getting my Porsche detailed before a hot date with Kate Upton when I suddenly thought to myself, "Magnets....How the fuck do they work?"
    I LOVE magnets. I mean how cool are they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    A fat guy who stands around scratching his belly.
    This. I don't understand the confusion.

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    I thought it was a pitcher who threw the ball too close to the batter I thought of this last night while I was windsurfing.

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