Al Roker admits that he is no longer able to trust his farts

[2Manboobs]

I wonder if he, at any moment, worried that he was melting .....


Al Roker: 'I pooped my pants' at the White House


You can count on Al Roker to tell it like it is.

And he did just that — sharing a little too much information — in a "Dateline" interview on NBC with Dr. Nancy Snyderman, and his soundbite is quickly becoming legendary.

Roker, 58, who has written a new book about his struggles with weight loss sat down with Snyderman to talk about gastic bypass surgery.
After undergoing the surgery in 2002 and losing more than 100 pounds, Roker, 58, recounted that he was visiting the White House about a month after the surgery.

"When you have a bypass and your bowel has been reconstructed, you think you're pretty safe," he explained. "I probably went off and ate something I wasn't supposed to."

As he was walking to the press room, Roker felt like he had to "pass a little gas here. Only a little something extra came out," he said.

You pooped in your pants," said Snyderman.

"I pooped my pants," confirmed Roker. "Not horribly, but enough that I knew."
"Which is a common side effect of this surgery," Snyderman said.

"Exactly," he said. "So, I was panicking. So I got to the restroom of the press room, threw out the underwear and just went commando."

[hidden dragon]

[Popeye Saavedra]

I saw that. Fucking hilarious.

[Popeye Saavedra]

You gonna tell me this never happened to you, EVER?!?!?!?

[Bye You!]

Greatest thread title EVER!!!!!

[Popeye Saavedra]

Greatest thread title EVER!!!!!

You ever shart while with a patient?

[HeinousMark]

I am saddened and ashamed to admit it, but I no longer trust my farts, either, and I've had no gastric bypass or anything like that..... I think (?) it's part of getting older that is a real double-fuck; like now I'm afraid to enjoy and share my essence with others, lest "a little something extra" come out.....Time is a cruel bitch.

[hidden dragon]

You gonna tell me this never happened to you, EVER?!?!?!?

Only when I have a bad stomach bug.

[2Manboobs]

You gonna tell me this never happened to you, EVER?!?!?!?

I had a major blowout at the movies once after eating too much buttered popcorn....

[KennyNoisewater]

Al is the man for telling that story.

[O Face]

He should have upper decked the press room commode to round out the win.

[Gwarn1]

Having the whooping cough does the same, you can't control nothing I had to run to the bathroom after coughing many times to clean up

[2Manboobs]

Having the whooping cough does the same, you can't control nothing I had to run to the bathroom after coughing many times to clean up

Is that similar to the "you cant keep your eyes open when you sneeze" phenomenon?... you cant clinch your buckeye shut when you cough?

[O Face]

Every time you fart its a gamble -- sometimes you lose.

[GHP]

2002. Perfect.

W mentioned he smelled like a nigger while Cheney and the boys all had a good laugh

[Gwarn1]

Is that similar to the "you cant keep your eyes open when you sneeze" phenomenon?... you cant clinch your buckeye shut when you cough?

Yeah, when you cough your star kinda coughs too and sprays out a bit, having to go wipe your ass when you didnt take a shit is great, just great

[Popeye Saavedra]

2002. Perfect.

W mentioned he smelled like a nigger while Cheney and the boys all had a good laugh

Not everything is about the blacks, GHP.

[GHP]

Not everything is about the blacks, GHP.

Tell it to them

[Popeye Saavedra]

Tell it to them

I don't speak to the blacks.

[2Manboobs]

I don't speak to the blacks.

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