Howard on John Malone

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Bobo said there is something upsetting in the NY Post about the FCC controlling Sirius. Howard said that it's not the FCC. Howard asked why he reads the paper. He asked ''Why bother?'' Howard said he gets confused by it. Howard said it's not the FCC. The FCC has to approve Liberty Media taking over this company. He said they got the greatest deal ever. Howard said that they put in $500 million and now their stock is wroth $5 billion. Howard said they're going to take over the company now. Howard said the FCC has to approve that deal. Robin said it's Liberty that's taking over, not the FCC. Bobo said he understands now.

Howard said he's excited about the take over. He said he's sick of the same thing there. He said he likes turmoil. He said even if they destroy the whole thing he doesn't give a fuck. He said they can do whatever they want. Howard said they can fuck with it and turn it into a big weather station. He said they can turn it into something to contact aliens with for all he cares.


Howard said he's happy to see the new guys come in. He said he hasn't had any contact with them though. He said the one guy is named John Malone but he's not even sure what he does. Howard said he must be pretty smart. Robin said he must be smart for getting the company so cheap. Howard said he saved this company and he can't even get his bonus. Howard said Malone is much smarter than him. He said this horse is ready for the stable at this point. He said that he'll probably end up in the glue factory. He said he never does get his payday.

Bobo said that he bets Liberty would never pay 10 grand for a photo booth. Howard said he heard they're going to smash that thing.

Howard said that they say that Malone is the biggest land owner in America. Fred said he read that he owns 2.2 million acres and that's bigger than the state of Delaware. Howard said the guy is a nice looking dude. Howard said that's the guy for Robin. Howard said she can meet him and get busy. Howard said she can own half of that land. Howard said that's unless she has a pre-nup. Howard said she should shake his hand and just say ''No pre-nup.'' Howard read more about Malone and what he's done. Howard said this is a guy who can do something. Fred read about some of the land he owns. He owns it from coast to coast. Howard said he owns the stars and the sky too. Howard said he's a smart guy.

Howard said Jackie once bought him a star in the sky. He said he got that and a blue night light for his daughter Ashley's birth. Howard said that's the kind of gifts Jackie gives.

Howard said he has a feeling Malone could screw with your career if he wanted to. Fred read where some of his property is located. He had property all over the place. It's not just in the United States. Fred said he has some forestry land too. Howard said he owns a castle in Ireland too. Howard said that sounds worthless to him. Howard asked if he goes to Ireland and hangs out. Howard said if he had that kind of money he would buy a building in Manhattan and rent it out. Howard said he wouldn't even do that. He said with 5 billion you don't have to do anything. Howard said he bets that he's shocked he even made that kind of money on Sirius.

Howard said he took a gamble with his whole career and now he's in court trying to get his bonus. Howard said he's just trying to get his fucking day. Howard wondered if he could just pay off his bonus and call it a day. He said he might just say ''fuck Howard'' though. Howard said that Malone paid 9.5 million for a castle. He wondered what it's really worth.

Later

Howard took a call from a guy who asked what he thinks the new guy is going to do there at Sirius. Howard said he has no idea. He said he isn't included in that kind of conversation. The caller said the guy has a lot of money. Howard said that if you have that much money you do clear people out sometimes. The caller also brought up Jay Leno moving to 11:34. Howard said he does the wimpiest things. Howard said he's not sure if that's even his decision. Howard did a live commercial after that.