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    Hugh Hefner, 86, weds 26-year-old Crystal

    Imaging your future wife being born when you turn 60.
    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...arris-20123112


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    Her father is younger than her husband . . .

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    Thats so gross. I wonder if she got a t-shirt to go with her ring


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    he could barely stay away through the entire ceremony
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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    Nice fucking jacket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God View Post
    Imaging your future wife being born when you turn 60.
    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...arris-20123112

    hey thanks,i'll be 60 next year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    hey thanks,i'll be 60 next year.
    Or think about this way: Imagine Howard's future wife being born a year from now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    His sleeve even says stern

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    I hope there's a pre nup
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pembroke36 View Post
    Subtle, well played
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    25 years ago, I'd say good for Hef. Now it's just another young whore trying to make a name for herself.
    Like Wiggy, Hef is a sad shadow of his former self.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AGT Blows View Post
    25 years ago, I'd say good for Hef. Now it's just another young whore trying to make a name for herself.
    Like Wiggy, Hef is a sad shadow of his former self.

    That's still some shadow - getting some of that young ass and hanging with half naked women all day in a mansion. Lucky S.O.B.

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    Got to hand it to the old geezer, he does get some good looking poon to hang out with him


    Last edited by Robert Higgins; 12-31-2012 at 10:05 PM.

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    Latest beard-for-hire for this closeted queen.

    Reminds me of someone else.....

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    Hef sure loves that dated, monochrome-platinum hair color!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Kongo View Post
    Latest beard-for-hire for this closeted queen.

    Reminds me of someone else.....
    Pretty sure Hef's into the chicks. He may not still be banging them, but no way he's a pillow biter

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    Quote Originally Posted by FishySausage View Post
    but no way he's a pillow biter
    Steven Watts' Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream reveals that Hefner once had a gay sex encounter, which occurred in an unspecified time and an unnamed bar in Chicago.


    Hugh Hefner, who maintains that Watts' book "is all essentially true," said “he was propositioned [by a man] and, thought, 'What the hell...'" He found it “an interesting experience."

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